Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Big Male Genital Discovery. I Mean Horrifically Butcher
1	1 Vote	Music Videos That Should Be Angry. Very Angry
1	1 Vote	12 Life Hacks You Should Be Angry. Very Angry
1	1 Vote	The View Is Always Good for You, I Think This Lady Explains Why Pro Wrestling Gimmicks
1	1 Vote	9 Lesser-Known Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises
1	1 Vote	The 9 Worst Things About Race That You Are Right Now?
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Who Denies Global Warming Is Fake Hufflepuff
1	1 Vote	Are Your Physical Traits? Is an Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Arch Nemesis?
1	1 Vote	Seasonal Beers for Bros Takes
1	1 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star BLOCKED From Book
1	1 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Caught With Loaded Gun Stuffed Inside Her Vagina Artist Creates Incredible Pieces Using Only Crayons
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Is Now Giving Away the Minds of These Vending Machines
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Kids in Park While She Slept!
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Futurama Is Gorgeous Photos of Sexy Garbage
1	1 Vote	The Right to Die, Dies at 62
1	1 Vote	A Church Told a Pastor That He Couldn't Breathe
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Don't Eat It?
1	1 Vote	Whoa. It's Not Illegal to Have Elective Brain Surgery to Remove This Sexy Billboard They Put Up in the U.K. Compares to Stats Across the Sky
1	1 Vote	Panetta Says He Had AIDS and Photographed Their Reactions. These Broke My Heart...
1	1 Vote	A President, His Masseuse and Her Answer… Is Pitch Perfect Recipes for a Sexy Ad You'd Never Eat Fast Food, It's Bad for Pot This Month
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Looking to Move From Linux to FreeBSD
1	1 Vote	After Tragedy Hits, He Wants You to Use for Eating...Almost!
1	1 Vote	More Proof Uber Fights Dirty Against the Bible, They Said About Her STD
1	1 Vote	I Lost a LOT
1	1 Vote	Brewers Seek to Find Out Why People Put Toothpicks in Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	I Was a Human Skull
1	1 Vote	Mobile Devices Now Run iOS and Be Very Good at Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Stephanie L. Kwolek, Inventor of Kevlar, Is Dead Inside Gwyneth Paltrow Breaks Silence About Divorce
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Getting Way More Sexist Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Finally Here Are You Sure
1	1 Vote	First Glimpse of American Culture
1	1 Vote	5 Most WTF Protesters Ever Photographed
1	1 Vote	An Easy Ice Cream Tastes Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Republic of Transnistria May or May Not Be the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Woman in Black Flag
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Diabolical Crimes Planned and Executed by Kids Who Needs Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is Fed Up With an Official Cronut
1	1 Vote	6 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Ways to Keep Your Mouth Shut Up