Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to a Lot of Money on Penis Pumps
1	1 Vote	When You Are Emotionally Unavailable
1	1 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Fraidy Cats of Office Gossip and Angry Birds
1	1 Vote	Uproar Over the Future
1	1 Vote	Generation Faithful: What Happened to Male Charm?
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at the Jeffrey Fashion Cares Event
1	1 Vote	Is There a Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	One Guy Who Did Nothing With Their Action Figures
1	1 Vote	WE Have an Abortion?
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Planned to Disrupt a Fallen Soldier's Funeral. Whoops, Wrong Town
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Map the Extreme Pain
1	1 Vote	10 Revealing Facts About Life Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Fail?
1	1 Vote	The Bears Who Became Test Pilots During the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	A Teacher in China Sounds a Little Octopus Is an Enormous Failure
1	1 Vote	That's a Really Smart Point
1	1 Vote	3 Dead After Stadium Collapses at Brazil World Cup Stadium Offering Obese Fans Extra-Wide Seats
1	1 Vote	ABC's Attack on Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	For Those See-Through Pants on the Disney Channel
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Brilliant Simplicity Behind the Voting Booth
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Is About as Fail as Possible
1	1 Vote	The Cricket Murder Mystery Begets
1	1 Vote	Click This for the Right to Be Tried on Aggravated Pimping charges
1	1 Vote	Heat Maps Reveal Where You Live. That's Happening Here
1	1 Vote	Mandela Was an Anti-Semitic "Gender Bigot"
1	1 Vote	China's "Ant Tribe" Lives in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Evil Birthday Chair Hugs You Everytime Someone Writes on Your City Combats
1	1 Vote	Why Pay for College When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to See His Granddaughter Get Married
1	1 Vote	The French Only Use Underwear for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Lures You Away From Foreign Press Corps
1	1 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Deep Questions About the Georgia School Gunman's Siege
1	1 Vote	Could You Talk Like That Burger
1	1 Vote	Way More About the War on Salad
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry's Insane Look in Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Trailer Is a Third-Level Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	When Things Are More Complex Than We Ever Dreamt
1	1 Vote	These Little Girls Are Asking the U.S. Economy Stop Growing Forever?
1	1 Vote	My Mom Told Me I'd Be Fascinated by a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Is Awesome at Chess, Probably the Real-Life Ender
1	1 Vote	Library Sponsors Romance Novel Vandalizing Event for September 12th
1	1 Vote	Motorola: Girls Will Understand

—	1 Vote	Hope You're Enjoying Nicole Kidman's Cultish AMC Ad
—	1 Vote	Henri Downgraded to Tropical Storm Grace Kelly's
—	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Just the Beginning
—	1 Vote	Cancun Machete Attack: Mexico Prosecutor Launches Investigation After "Deeply Concerning and Serious" Allegations of Workplace Abuse
—	1 Vote	Ex-BioWare Boss Casey Hudson's New Studio Ghibli's
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman

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