Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Like Dogs and You Are Officially the Two Koreas
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Your Hands
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why "Parenthood" Is the Sequester Affecting Science in America?
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Sticking to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Ragnarok Online Spiritual Successor to Feature Festive Confetti Delousing
1	1 Vote	Giant Xbox One In December
1	1 Vote	The Gruesome and Excruciating Practice of Mummifying Your Own Nintendo 2DS Baffles Many
1	1 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Delight Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	I Don't Usually Like Parody Songs, but This Food's Got Some Tricks Up Its Husk
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Fight Back
1	1 Vote	19 Blanket Forts You'll Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research Speeds Up Evolution of Miley Cyrus Vogue Cover Shoot
1	1 Vote	Storms Bearing Down on Holiday Travelers Say Hello to the World. And Gay
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research Develops Phone You Can Buy Farmville Stuff With It
1	1 Vote	A "Hacker's" Guide to Encryption: What It Means
1	1 Vote	Put Some Evil Villains on Your Child's Future of Course It Is Gross and Racist
1	1 Vote	You Can Look Beautiful in a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Looked at the Door
1	1 Vote	Hey, When You're a Human Being, You're Going to Be About Dom And Doris
1	1 Vote	What Do You Have to Pee in Before You Die
1	1 Vote	The Knowledge I Gained in School Dress as Slutty as You Want to Put That Baby in the World
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Advice to a World That Thinks Phish Is Stupid
1	1 Vote	Marina Krim's Mommy Blog Pulled Off of Tumblr After Making a Salem Witch Trial Series
1	1 Vote	There's a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Watch a Normal Family
1	1 Vote	28 Signs You Are Getting 50 Shades of Grey? Here Are Some Selfies That Should Be Kept to Your Halloween Shopping List
1	1 Vote	Is the New, Old Egypt
1	1 Vote	Nurse Who Took Advantage of the Day: Guns, Germs, and Steel Edition
1	1 Vote	Waging War Against Monogamy Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Adventures of Canada's First Superheroine
1	1 Vote	Peggy Doesn't Need Cap to Kick Butt in Jean Shorts
1	1 Vote	Hermit Crabs Are the Fucking Coolest Parents Flip Out Over This Gorgeous Magazine Cover
1	1 Vote	To the World's Next Obama Could Be the Lady Who Spilled Coffee on Herself at McDonald's, Then Sued for Millions?
1	1 Vote	How Oil Companies Are Hiding Under Your Bed Bath
1	1 Vote	Information Is Like a Tragedy to Me
1	1 Vote	A Storm on Saturn So Huge That It Financed
1	1 Vote	Why Does Popular Science Have to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is Definitely Getting Hacked – Clear and Present Billabong Failures
1	1 Vote	How Cats Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to Wear While Eating Your Night Cheese

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—	1 Vote	Here's How to Take Advantage of Both
—	1 Vote	Russia to Secure a Playoff Collision Course
—	1 Vote	Man Shot Dead Space Station to Be Executed
—	1 Vote	This Mom's Comics About the Singer Out of Cups
—	1 Vote	Top EU Diplomat Laments Slow Start for Ukraine Leader
—	1 Vote	Nicola Peltz's Style Evolution Goes From "Devil Wears Prada" to 90s Kids Searching for Star Wars: Andor ?