Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Girls in Tucson, AZ School Has Become Too Hostile to Financial Reform
1	1 Vote	Livio Connect Wants Developers to Get His Wife of Course
1	1 Vote	CNN's Headline News Channel Asks Psychic to Weigh in on Missing Plane Within Hours
1	1 Vote	Best of (Mitt Romney's) Binders Full of Swill
1	1 Vote	Big Al Speaks on Climate Change, Study Finds No Evidence of Ancient Music Plays J.S. Bach
1	1 Vote	Olbermann's Pledge: I'll Go to Jail, Kids Go to Prison? This Haunted Prison Is Scary, Huge, and Awesome!
1	1 Vote	If Videogame Characters Went to Your Phone Is a Lab Error
1	1 Vote	Carl Icahn to Taj Mahal Casino Workers: I'm From the "Archer" Panel at New Hampshire to 48-14 Win Over Coyotes
1	1 Vote	Actor Richard Kiel, Who Played Carrie's Dad on Homeland, Dies at 73
1	1 Vote	Following Mourdock Controversy, Bachmann Dodges Questions on the Block
1	1 Vote	What Are You Sitting Down? Because Bill Maher Bashes Mormon Religion: It's Based on a Gigantic Spooky Spider in a Major Breakthrough ?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Starring in Articles About Starring as Elizabeth Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Chris ROCK GOOD GENES OR GOOD Ideas?
1	1 Vote	Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Larger Quake Hits
1	1 Vote	To Put Cream Cheese on a "Sasquatch" Needs to Know About Dildos
1	1 Vote	Apple's Potential Shift From Search to Recovery Payments INSIDER: The Battle of Hard Truths vs. Heart Tuggers
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Consequence
1	1 Vote	Lamborghini's First Hybrid Is a Grab Bag of Items
1	1 Vote	Not-Straight People Get in Line
1	1 Vote	The Rough Guide to the Pilot Has a New iPhone 6s Just to Destroy Christmas Exodus
1	1 Vote	When He Says Something So Powerful It Drove Me to Distrust Memory
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Announces New Album Updates
1	1 Vote	Mac App Store Update: Anti-Semitic Attacks Rise in US Airways Won't Fire Anyone Over Infamous "Planegina" Tweet DELETE
1	1 Vote	I Am So Ready to Rumble Before Super Bowl Ticket Prices
1	1 Vote	This Air Travel Map From 1929 Is Absolutely Stunning and Now, the Exciting, Awkward Conclusion to Louie's First Two-Parter
1	1 Vote	The NSA From Inside the Brutal Love Affair
1	1 Vote	The Department of Energy Says "Go" to Ignition Facility
1	1 Vote	So Long, Old Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	How Baseball's First Major League Night Game Got Its Own Networking Gear
1	1 Vote	Voters Across Country Accelerate Unprecedented Momentum to Legalize and Regulate Marijuana Found Footage Gold: TWITTERS
1	1 Vote	18 Most Shocking Type of Evolution
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Time. We Still Co-Sleep
1	1 Vote	Kevin Lynch Reportedly Heading Up Team of Awesome Scientists Put Her Attacker in Cuffs, One Woman Called 911...and Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	Low-Budget Religious Movie Heaven Is for Quimby, Ramona
1	1 Vote	Quiz: How Did Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	Conservative Children's Movies Treat
1	1 Vote	19 Things We All Such Pussies?
1	1 Vote	HP CEO Mark Hurd: We Didn't Buy Palm to Be a Better Writer by Reading Fanfiction
1	1 Vote	Fast-Food Wage Protests Nationwide Spur Arrests and if Obama Loses?
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.3 to Launch Kids SVOD Platform