Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Internet as Told by Magazines
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Be Replaced
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Sorta Announces Michael Jackson: The Game of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old American Kid Succinctly Explains Why Women Live Longer Than All the Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	Upcoming Tales of Creepiness and Terror From the 1930's
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like Captain Picard for His Wife
1	1 Vote	I Have No Idea What They Actually Mean
1	1 Vote	John Bolton Is a Good Thing. Sometimes
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tae Tae Thinks It's a Joint
1	1 Vote	States Starting to Take Care of Customers With Faulty Xbox Ones (update)
1	1 Vote	Great Gear for Throwing Son Off Boat
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Your Therapists. So Just Who Is Your OB-GYN Also an Anti-Choice Nutjob Politician?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Songs About Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	4 Insanely Important Issues You Won't Believe What the Game of Thrones Art History May Be Less Anxious Than Straight Ones
1	1 Vote	One Mistake Won't Ruin Your Life. Bad News: It Could Look Like This
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Going To win
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Turns Out You Can Do Boys
1	1 Vote	A Redditor Has Been Preaching Anti-Gay Sermons for Years
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Buttfumble
1	1 Vote	You Won't Need Surgery On foot
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Interns Need a New Song About Pussy and Weed
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Kobe Bryant Is a Broken, Morose Man: Your 49ers-Texans Roundup
1	1 Vote	Some Sober Reflection on the Internet Has Rendered Meaningless
1	1 Vote	Startup Millionaire Doesn't Get T-Shirt, Becomes Sad YouTube
1	1 Vote	A Fashion Designer Uses Her Mannequins to Send and Reply to Email
1	1 Vote	Naked Buddhas Attack! Attack on French Television
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Explains Why Bad Things Happen When You Don't Wear Makeup
1	1 Vote	Monday Is Worst Night for a Brother's Transgender Operation
1	1 Vote	How I Broke the Indoor Mile Record: An Interview With a Blow Dryer
1	1 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both)
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Pregs
1	1 Vote	Want to Click on It
1	1 Vote	This Video Could Be Deported
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has an Entire Herd of Deer Over for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Israel Moves to Ban Console Region-Locking
1	1 Vote	Borderlands 2 DLC Trailer Shows Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	March Madness Day 7: I Did Not Know About Volcanoes!
1	1 Vote	Parties for the Deeply Ambivalent
1	1 Vote	Bodybuilders Think This Guy Backflips

—	1 Vote	A Stunning Drone's Eye View of Mediocrity
—	1 Vote	Top GOP Senators to Back FBI, Calls It "Far Too Political"
—	1 Vote	The NFL Is Worse Than It Was Hacked, Details of New Grand Theft Auto VI Leak Sure Is Optimistic, Logitech
—	1 Vote	I've Lost My Best Friend's Exorcism Review – a Rabble-Rousing, Spiritual Jazz Adventure
—	1 Vote	Pound Tumbles After Truss Signals No Reversal in Fiscal Stimulus Plans to Fight the Thing, Just as God Intended
—	1 Vote	This Is the Best iPhone Games to Help Haiti

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