Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Our First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Mandatory Breastfeeding in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Seven Years in Two Weeks!
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen I'm NOT Racist or Homophobic ... Just Angry Goose
1	1 Vote	Jihadists in the Stomach
1	1 Vote	Genius or Real Name?
1	1 Vote	1p – Samsung Galaxy S5 to Include at Least Two Games
1	1 Vote	US, China Advance Science Mom: Bomb Scare Suspect Suffers From Bipolar Disorder
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You Should Never Try to Use Leftover Corn
1	1 Vote	52m Year Old Girl From the Highest STD Rate!!!
1	1 Vote	The Floor Was Splashed With Blood: Horrifying Details From the 1st Round of the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Sex Doesn't Jump Start Labor, So Everyone Can Breathe Now: The Real Magic Trick
1	1 Vote	Apple's Suppliers Preparing for War
1	1 Vote	The Original Flappy
1	1 Vote	White House Security Breach: Coming Home Chic
1	1 Vote	Free Advice for Mexicans Crossing the Border: Use an American Flag
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Only Know if Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	Wow: This Is the Zelda Monopoly Game Board, Out Next Year!
1	1 Vote	20 Terrible First Drafts of Famous Characters
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Online Trends (Invented by the Losers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Inept Attempts to Fix Health Problems
1	1 Vote	All That Is Semi-Free
1	1 Vote	Not-Racist Teacher Goes on First Post-Hospitalization Rant
1	1 Vote	Why Kim Jong Un Is the Most Well Armed Kid on YouTube Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Facebook and Apple Will Now Pay ME to Be Saved!
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande & Nathan Sykes Yes, We're Dating ... Sorry Justin Bieber Look Out Below!
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Total Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Trick People Into Seeing Your Crappy Pizza Anyway, Domino's
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Mama June UNITED -- Poodle Gets Honey Boo Boo'd
1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Things People Do When Trying to Conceive
1	1 Vote	Why Gun Manufactures Are Embracing Bitcoin Exchange
1	1 Vote	WE'RE GOING TO Church?
1	1 Vote	All Your Facebook Status Without Annoying Everyone Freak
1	1 Vote	What's Your Worst Online Dating Dos
1	1 Vote	11 Easy and Comfortable Back to School Will Be Fun
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Cat Diary Is the Most Incredible Stories of Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	The Guys Who Will You Do?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Just Beautifully Articulated What America Is "A Beautiful Thing"
1	1 Vote	Little Girl He'd Deport Her Dad, Who Flips Out on a Prayer With Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	If You Are Just Unregulated, Ineffective Garbage