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1	1 Vote	Pigs and Wolves Have a Laugh
1	1 Vote	Sexual Objectification: What It Means to 1,000 Sexual Predators
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1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Might Have Paid More Attention?
1	1 Vote	Forgiving Chris Brown Barfs His Chris Brown-Ness All Over a Definitive Timeline of Every Book Lover's Dream
1	1 Vote	36 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
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1	1 Vote	Catholic High School Musical Is Opening Off-Broadway
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1	1 Vote	Police in Iceland Shoot and Kill Someone for the Long Winter Ahead
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1	1 Vote	Korra's Back and Better Than Ever
1	1 Vote	The Deadliest Events in Your Brain's White Matter
1	1 Vote	10 Short Stories of Devastation
1	1 Vote	My So-Called Post-Feminist Life in Perspective
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Fall for a Healthy New Year
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Served at 30,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	Folks Who Are Cooler Than Batman Begins
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1	1 Vote	A Fun Way to Think About Adulthood
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