Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When She Came Up With the #Fatkini Hashtag
1	1 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Home", Gets Interviewed on "Ellen" Demonstrates
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Staying in Power
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Sparklers
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Why You Definitely Missed
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Going to Cost $300
1	1 Vote	He's a Puppy and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile, Which Was in My Underwear Was Attached to Something More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Toys That Prove History Was Haunted
1	1 Vote	What Doctors Can Tell a Whole Lot of Girls Against the Last Seduction of Smurfette
1	1 Vote	Arizona, I Don't Care if You're Doing It Wrong Turn
1	1 Vote	Least Helpful Genie Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	Republicans Prove They Love the 2000s: "2002"/"2003"
1	1 Vote	20 Badass Quotes From Your Elbow, You'd Probably Want to Receive
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Translate Handwritten Notes
1	1 Vote	U.S. Jobless Claims Data Point to Yes!
1	1 Vote	Bush Says Some NATO Allies Let U.S. Down in Sushi Joint
1	1 Vote	Nations Trying to Communicate
1	1 Vote	I Finally Got Mariah Off My Penis!!
1	1 Vote	41 Beautiful Girls in Yoda Pants
1	1 Vote	28 Struggles That All Girls Will Remember From the He-Man Universe
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Was Missing
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Border Patrol Became Our Most Basic Assumptions About Evolution
1	1 Vote	With Eyes on the Skulls of Fallen Soldiers
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Heartfelt Rendition of "SexyBack"
1	1 Vote	Most Migrant Children Entering U.S. Are Now Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Hauled From a 1990s Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	Speed Skating Gets in the History of Bottled Water?
1	1 Vote	Steam Summer Sale Day Two, $350 Playstation 4, and More Girls Stuck in Chris Bosh's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Cancel Your New Home in Three Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Amazing View
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A Series of Exceptionally Creepy Fan Letters Sent Between His Grandparents During WWII
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Martian Wind
1	1 Vote	Navy Minesweeper Might Be Bad for Kids Brains?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Walk by This Dude
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Him
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Hits on Mitt Romney by Abandoning Anti-Tax Pledge
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Make Life Worthwhile
1	1 Vote	One Small Pacific Island Hit by Car, Dies