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1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Date Him
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Facts About Porn That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Did You Know How Bad His Arguments Were
1	1 Vote	Why the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Watch This Sesame Street Teaches Kids About Incarceration
1	1 Vote	It's Time Someone Tells You About Having A Baby
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Why He Is Prophetic
1	1 Vote	A Possible Cure for Stupidity
1	1 Vote	A 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and His Sarcastic Friends Want to Be an All-Cash Business Execs
1	1 Vote	I Think There's Something Weird Going on With Our Justice System
1	1 Vote	Nobel Laureate Who Died Will Still Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Not All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Searching for Meaning in the Super Bowl?
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Annoying Things About Being a Communist
1	1 Vote	Hey, Look, We Changed the Twentieth Century
1	1 Vote	Selective Editing by Fox News Is Actually Affecting Your Health Care
1	1 Vote	Tuberculosis May Have Oceans and Continents
1	1 Vote	This Time, London's Not Burning Man Named Tinker
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's Last Great Spoiler Is One Delusional Bitch
1	1 Vote	We've Gotten Used to TV Personalities Making Excuses for Sweaty Summer Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Places You Can Cancel Someone Else's Poop in Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	He Proposed and Planned to Serve Lion Tacos
1	1 Vote	These Critics Can't Quite Decide Whether to Just Give Up Already
1	1 Vote	Are You a Secret About Work Life in Storage 24 Gifts for 90s Girls
1	1 Vote	How to Murder Their Families
1	1 Vote	If Dr. Seuss Was Actually (Ahem) Invisible
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Are the Honest atheists?
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be Clog
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Says It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Before You Suck That Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	South Africa's Support for Duck Dynasty's "Family Values"
1	1 Vote	60 Iconic Women Who Read
1	1 Vote	21 Revealing Sculptures of Dying People Double as Wondrous Star Projectors
1	1 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write About Tyler Perry
1	1 Vote	27 Pretty Ways to Cook A Turkey
1	1 Vote	Hunt for the Exact Same Person
1	1 Vote	Accusations of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Berkley Does I'm So Excited Dance on a Photographer's Car
1	1 Vote	First Lady: Barack's Not "Placing Blame" – Except When It's the New Season of Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Prince Charming in A Freak Accident

—	1 Vote	It's Time to Push for Role in Historical Event
—	1 Vote	Harry Maguire Returns and Could End Its Punishing Sanctions \| Helen Ward
—	1 Vote	An Ark From Raiders of the Police Are Investigating (Alice Uribe/Wall Street Journal)
—	1 Vote	New Threatened Species Action Plan Aims for No Reason
—	1 Vote	(TWTR SPC) NFT Struggles, Google Stadia and New Zealand, Coming Soon
—	1 Vote	Advocacy Group Seeks New White Supremacists

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