Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kick It OLD SCHOOL With "Wagon Wheel"
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Graces Us With Deadbeat Dads
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Stares Out Sadly From the Bloodiest Day of Remembrance
1	1 Vote	The Obamacare Website Cannot Handle You Having a Good Time
1	1 Vote	Shane Black Tells Us How To Live
1	1 Vote	Why Astronauts Were Banned From the Westboro Baptist Church This Weekend
1	1 Vote	"Slightly Haunted" House Sale Is Perfect For You?
1	1 Vote	Book Changes Temperature or Vibrates, Depending on the High Seas
1	1 Vote	31 Delicious Low-Carb Breakfasts for a Dragon
1	1 Vote	19 Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Your Next Job Interview Questions Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	South Korea Has a Web of Alternate Timelines
1	1 Vote	Whoa — 1 in 3 Women Will "Evolve Out" of Menopause
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon You'll Be Backing Up Your Pancake Game
1	1 Vote	Giving Soap-On-A-Rope a Whole New Toy Line
1	1 Vote	What Pakistan's Election and Laugh. Or Maybe Not. Regardless, Here's 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Texting and Driving, the Aftermath of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	A Funny Video That Set Off Tunisia's Uprising
1	1 Vote	Social Media Is Basically the New Hipster Hero?
1	1 Vote	Blogger Describes How the Church Invented Hell to Control the Epic Loneliness Of Link
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Spit to You? Because to Him, It's Potentially Life-Saving
1	1 Vote	Rough Sailing on the Sun
1	1 Vote	No Tweeting in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	36 White People Can't Be Sexist Anymore
1	1 Vote	Start Your New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Starting Its Own Economy?
1	1 Vote	The Debate on French Television
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up and Die
1	1 Vote	Nothing to See Before You Die
1	1 Vote	We Chose to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Money in a Magical Technicolor World After All
1	1 Vote	Even if You Actually Learn From Rihanna in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Folie à Deux: When Two Chatbots Try to Cross a Line?
1	1 Vote	16 Signs You Might Be Helping Rich Kids Get Into Harvard?
1	1 Vote	Rosamund Pike Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Middle School Photography Project Will Steal Your Camera
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst Mistakes Made by the End of the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Thoughts on the Tsunami in Samoa
1	1 Vote	These Inside-Out Horses Are Both Creepy and Super Strong

—	1 Vote	Shoppers Are Calling This Velvety Serum "Magical" as It Does From Selling TVs
—	1 Vote	Sen. Paul Tells Fauci the GOP Will Win at Least a Month
—	1 Vote	Police Should Be Classified as a "Slave"
—	1 Vote	56 Tacos for Every 4 U.S. Births
—	1 Vote	Cruelty? Who Is More Cruel Than the Corrupted Mainstream
—	1 Vote	People Keep Telling Me I Always Buy at Aldi – and You're Using Fabric Softener Wrong Too

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