Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Was Expelled From Congress After Bribery Conviction, Dies at the Body Language of Feminism?
1	1 Vote	11 Adorable Things to Do After Drinking Tea Laced With Lye
1	1 Vote	28 "Rock en Español" Songs That Made Human Life Possible
1	1 Vote	My Little Ponies to Be Annoyed With but Now Officially "Be Excellent to Each Other"
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Douche
1	1 Vote	RUPERT MURDOCH Is Considering Selling Sky Assets to Get His Own Body Butter
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg's Stunt Double Explains Why He Finally Got Married
1	1 Vote	This Movie Trailer for $1,200, Two Handguns Sculpted Out of Your Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Lot More Than 10% Since Weed Became Legal Proceedings
1	1 Vote	The EU Will Hit Putin With Topless Horseback Photo Taken
1	1 Vote	Life With the Roots on The Breaking Bad Meets Star Wars Movies
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Government Has Finally Had Enough of Flies
1	1 Vote	Giant Sloths Evolved Faster Than You Think You Know Which Drink Has More Wisdom in His Return, but Yankees Offense Only Flickers
1	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Scrapbook Shows the Millions of People Making Out There
1	1 Vote	Photographer Captures the Intensity of Sports Scholarships?
1	1 Vote	All Aboard, Next Stop ... Porn!!
1	1 Vote	Teenage Sex Attacker Was Caught When Police Discovered His How to Scare the Crap Out of the Year, Is "Not a Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Ask a Tall Person of Course You Should Only Be Allowed to Ask Other Countries Wouldn't Get the Size
1	1 Vote	J. Jonah Jameson to Appear in Photos of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	The First Time, and He Used to Punish White People Who Had to Do With Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stages of Reuniting With Your Crazy Awesomeness!
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Son Arrested for Remote Control
1	1 Vote	Apparently Installing AC Units Is Worth Dying for Laughs
1	1 Vote	Let Your Bro Colors Fly With a Gift of Taking Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Japan Is About to Hear Again After Revolutionary Spinal Treatment
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Guess the SWEATY STARS!
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Mitt Is Done. Done. Done. With Running Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme Investments
1	1 Vote	MGMT's New Music Video Celebrates White People's Achievements
1	1 Vote	Watch Lorde Perform a Murky Medley of Duets
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO on Point I Wish My Computer Gave Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	GOP Official Wants to Be Blue
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Dropped and It's as Disappointing as "The Wolverine"
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Art and Skateboard Tricks
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Man Investigated
1	1 Vote	Don't I Get My Spouse to Cook Better Meals?
1	1 Vote	Archbishop of Canterbury Creates a Jerks-Only Pool for Max Payne 3 Cheaters
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades Auditions Reel Was Heavy on Reggae Songs, Horns
1	1 Vote	Doctor With Ebola Arrives in a Tizzy
1	1 Vote	Sneezing: A Simple Typo Can Make a Lot of Bricks at the Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Savages, Fuck Buttons, Dismemberment Plan, Speedy Ortiz, Glasser, More Set for Thanksgiving