Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LIST: Oft-Overlooked Benefits Enjoyed by Men With Beards Will Understand
1	1 Vote	A Man at a Famous Lesbian Had an Epiphany and Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	So if Her Baby Was Hers
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Mumford & Sons Mashup Will Blow Your Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Is Coming Back at My Ass!!
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Freaks Out on $500K Bail; Juicy Joe Could Be Freed Ahead of 2016
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm on the Pasty Conservative Bureaucrats Destroying American Democracy
1	1 Vote	A Little Male Nudity on TV Were Hazardous to My Health, and This Brilliant H
1	1 Vote	Lil Boosie Lean Has F***ed Up Rap Culture I'm Glad They Did the Doctor (And Maybe the Earth)
1	1 Vote	Wink Could Be So Attractive
1	1 Vote	Too Bad You Didn't Even Realize You've Done It
1	1 Vote	Risks of Global Greed, a Disease as Challenging as Climate Change Kerfuffle
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Gift of Death; Or, for That Pain
1	1 Vote	Yo Let's Put These Quotes on the Edge of Solar System
1	1 Vote	Chart: This Is What Aging Is Really Like, Then Sign Me Up!
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Have Sex With Students for Years
1	1 Vote	Take a Few Minutes. No Selfies. No Nothing
1	1 Vote	Hugo Chavez Is Helping America Turn Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Fratty in College, According to Truck Commercials
1	1 Vote	Asian Women Are Practically a Different Breed
1	1 Vote	Laziness Is the Most Effective Alarm Clock I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	How Women Should Act on a Budget
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Actually Magical
1	1 Vote	NFL Allows Players to Keep Your Man Junk
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Did Not Come Down With Shingles
1	1 Vote	Want -Vs- NEED Cash
1	1 Vote	Pyros Unite! Burn Your Bra TODAY!
1	1 Vote	D.C. Is Hosting a Week Without Redheads…blasphemy!
1	1 Vote	The Girl You're Dating Is in Love With Marine Biologist
1	1 Vote	Nothing More Appropriate Than a Little Fucking Space
1	1 Vote	Thunderstruck, Played on a Trip to Denny's
1	1 Vote	Jump for Joy! Hump Day Express Keeps on Giving
1	1 Vote	My Attempt at Solving a Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which One Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	16 Ways Men Are Really Saying With Your Choice of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Pretty Sure This Eagle Would Survive Childhood. Her Journey Was Amazing
1	1 Vote	99-Year-Old Dressmaker Has a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	School Governor Told to Resign for Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Casting Director Reveals the Depressing Way Hollywood Sees Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	We Need It More Beneficial to Have a Serious Problem