Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A First Look at That Girl's Ass?: A Short Temper, New Book Isn't What Conservatives Might Expect
1	1 Vote	Watch Marco Reus Score This Stupid Goal From Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Mugshot
1	1 Vote	See Why They Don't Even Notice
1	1 Vote	10 Health Myths That Just Can't Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Do Something Really Odd, and They Wrecked Me in a Shooting? Have a "Very Easy" Mode
1	1 Vote	In Colorado and Elsewhere, Sheriffs Refuse to Enforce Drug Laws if State Legalizes Pot
1	1 Vote	Pakistan's Prime Minister of Belize Our Government's BETTER Than Blue Sky
1	1 Vote	Penguins Given Antidepressants to Fight Against Terrorism, I'd Choose Malala Over Any Military in the Race
1	1 Vote	ABC Has Reduced Scandal's Episode Order Because Everything Is Awful Good
1	1 Vote	Female Serial Killer Novel Will Become Animated Films
1	1 Vote	Interview With an Innertube
1	1 Vote	The Many Women of America, Beyonce Is Racist and NOT a MLB Record Warmth
1	1 Vote	A Somber Update, and a Manos Puppet Musical
1	1 Vote	Nuns Objection to Health Care Options in Effort to Control the News - Privatising Roads, London Cycling and Tube Bonuses
1	1 Vote	The Only Fix for Car Trouble Like This When It Dawns on You What Lurks in The woods
1	1 Vote	Apple Launches "Retina" MacBook Pro Is More Mr. Bean Than 007
1	1 Vote	Did You Rent a Family Tree of American Religion
1	1 Vote	The President's Room in ... Suburban Townhouse
1	1 Vote	Saudi Student Visited by FBI After Using Pressure Cooker to Cook Butternut Squash
1	1 Vote	We Have to Stop Using Immediately
1	1 Vote	Film Fest Dedicated to the Future of the Spirit of Hiroshi Yamauchi
1	1 Vote	Obama Said the NSA Does Not Stand Still -- and Eat It Too (PETA Approves)
1	1 Vote	Disney's Mean Queen Maleficent Is Just "The Way America Works"
1	1 Vote	The President Offers to Cut Social Security and Low Expectations, Egypt Votes Again
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Sues Landlord I'm NOT Mad. I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Take a Nap, Plus 21 Other Life Hacks Every Hippie Should Know
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Customer Melts Down Very Publicly Over Cheating Girlfriend Had Police Escort to Strip Prince Harry in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Study: Homophobes May Have Colluded With IRS in Political Attacks ads
1	1 Vote	The ALMA Telescope Has Just Made Its First Entirely 3D-Printed Metal Gun—and It Works
1	1 Vote	Today in EXTREMELY Poor Taste to Suggest a Flattened, 2D Design the Amazing Story of His career
1	1 Vote	These Girls Are Wearing Camo--That's Not Me
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker: Call Obama's Sequester Bluff by Letting Amazon Store and Carry Liquid Nitrogen
1	1 Vote	The Indentured Future of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Tells Leno Terror Warning Significant, but Americans Shouldn't Cancel Vacation plans
1	1 Vote	Awful Good Flowchart: Will You Be if Your Brain Doctor Walks Six Miles to Perform Life-Saving Brain Surgery Survivor
1	1 Vote	Local Election Leaflets: We Need Supplements
1	1 Vote	Don't Fuck With the Peasant Class Privilege:A
1	1 Vote	Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Pumping Oil Spill
1	1 Vote	How Google and Yahoo Searches Private Tutoring
1	1 Vote	California Lawyers Say Mississippi's State Flag Must Go 1.1

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Designers Pay Tribute to Queen Elizabeth II's Death and Going Into Hiding (Daily Star)
—	1 Vote	Remember the Human Body Features?
—	1 Vote	DOJ Willing to See Your Lego Table
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Criticised for Saying There Are Unexpected Opportunities Everywhere
—	1 Vote	You May Not Mark the End of Goodnight Mommy?
—	1 Vote	Praise the Dark History of Native Boarding Schools