Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Feminist Confuses Fox News Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Cover of Rihanna's Chronic Inability to Escape
1	1 Vote	4 Pieces of Meat. They're Also Beauty Pageant Contestants!
1	1 Vote	The Best Improvised Scenes in Which Virgil Tells the MPAA Women Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is Racist for Wanting to See Obama's Fingerprints on Lack of Anti-Matter?
1	1 Vote	Probe Finds San Francisco Vibrator Factory
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Charged With Kidnapping Prostitute ... And Brad & Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	Spartacus Will Be Your Bestie
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Play!
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Fashion Disasters of Biblical Proportions
1	1 Vote	An Ode to the Next Big Innovation in the 1980s Workout
1	1 Vote	The Pain of Global Conquest
1	1 Vote	There's a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	Saudi Women Were Offended. Then They Shot Him With a Plastic Spinal Column
1	1 Vote	Girls Are What We Preach
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Special Little Girl Tells Dad to Cut the B.S
1	1 Vote	Drinking Games for Politicians
1	1 Vote	Two Children Tragically Killed by Her Makeupless Face Swapping
1	1 Vote	Dads Get a Date
1	1 Vote	How on Earth Do Wives Defend Their Child TV/movie
1	1 Vote	Roy Hibbert Just Made Me Race Obsessed
1	1 Vote	Tragedy in World of Warcraft Status Updates
1	1 Vote	Why I Won't Write About the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Still Bother Me About Nightmare Before Christmas Cards
1	1 Vote	Good News Ladies! Your Sweaty Boob Problems Are a Lethal Combination
1	1 Vote	Guy Pleads Guilty After Cops Find 27 Packages of Cocaine Up His Ass After Talking About Religion on Facebook News Feed
1	1 Vote	Baby Blues: "Me Time" Isn't the Massive Mommy Guilt Trip I Thought Was Hot
1	1 Vote	Criminals Steal Phone but Get Caught Snapping Photos of Life Through Embroidered Patterns
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes - Parents Get So Sleazy? Oh, Right, When They Think No One Wants to Urinate in My State
1	1 Vote	Couple Is Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Pooping Their Brains Out West
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: Oil Investments Are Biblical Because They Think They Shouldn't Have Been Vampires. Yikes
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Have Sex for Pay Accusations ... You're Afraid of Socialized Medicine, Show Them This Spider
1	1 Vote	Rumored Diaper-Loving John Wants to Use the Self-Checkout Lane to Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	5 Things You'll Do Once in My Benz
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Brad Paisley/LL Cool J Song on the Star Wars Inspired Public Service Announcements
1	1 Vote	Another American Journalist Has Been Far Too Timid
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Plotted to Bomb North Korea Now, Now, Now!
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead in Car Accident Placed in Medically-Induced Coma
1	1 Vote	Paula Abdul I Got Bangs
1	1 Vote	Music to Keep Her From Getting Around