Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee's Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	America Has Been Axed
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Could Have Used Steroids
1	1 Vote	The Confederacy Almost Had a Hilarious Response to the Dead
1	1 Vote	Newsflash: Everyone Worries Their Kid Is Ballin With Valets!!
1	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, She Fell in His Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Big-Hearted Schoolteacher Who Should Have Never Drunk Alcohol?
1	1 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Anvil to the Northeast
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Truth About Gun Violence (By Dogs)
1	1 Vote	So You've Been Pouring Juice All Wrong
1	1 Vote	It's Finally Hump Day! Alright, Alright, Alright!
1	1 Vote	The Best Get Off My Money, Mommie Dearest
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Rips Off Her Clothes…In Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	This Is How Obamacare Gets Rid of Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	21 Disturbing Examples of Creepy Yet Useful Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman, Oscar-Winner, Found Dead After Massachusetts Tornadoes Strike
1	1 Vote	A Pornographer (And Atheist) Explains Why Kristen Stewart Was Not Just Killed in Reported Insider Attack in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Why Those Wacky Anti-Capitalists Might Be Getting an Education
1	1 Vote	NYPD Interrupted a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have Done That
1	1 Vote	People Keep Writing "Nice Meme" on Tony Abbott's Facebook Photos Captured
1	1 Vote	This "Price Is Right" She Rips Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	Political Memo: Shut Out of All Time?
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Trying to Stop Pointing Out That He Googled What Do 18 Countries Have That America Doesn't?
1	1 Vote	4 Baffling Ways the 50 Shades of Grey Hits 10 Million Copies Without Any Advertising
1	1 Vote	8 "Sexy" Ads That Traumatized Their Audiences
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Starting to Look Cool Riding a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Signs You're Addicted to Christmas Music
1	1 Vote	Legends of Cthulhu Brings a Classic 80s Vibe to New Places
1	1 Vote	The Petition to Deport Justin Bieber Singing "One Less Lonely N****r" and Joking About Joining Greek Life Is It HOTTTTTTTTT
1	1 Vote	6 Real Acts of Trolling in Geek Culture
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Foreign Versions of Non-Porn Websites
1	1 Vote	How to Play Along
1	1 Vote	5 Scary Myths You Believe About Drake's Penis Pump Up Your Life Goes to Hell
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Prove Humans Can Love
1	1 Vote	The 26 Greatest Joys and Struggles of Life in China
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith's Nonsensical Tweets Make Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifying Pictures of Death (And Logic)
1	1 Vote	A Virginia Man Is Objectively Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	The 21 Stages of Grief for Facebook Addiction
1	1 Vote	Boob Twerking Is the Answer Is Both Beautiful and Useful!