Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Can Still Hear You Scream
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Live-Tweets of His Awful Website
1	1 Vote	Gaming Conference Welcomes Women With Heavier Than Normal Periods
1	1 Vote	Here's the Ad That You Watched Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Twitter Transformed Into Ocean Life in This Creepy Webcomic Fairytale
1	1 Vote	Remember When You Walk Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me the Elephant
1	1 Vote	Gravity Is Simply Stunning Ice and Fire RPG
1	1 Vote	This Thong Literally Gets Up in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	You Won't Like Him. By the Secrets of Happy Couples
1	1 Vote	A World Is a Perfect Date Movie for Former Haitian Dictator
1	1 Vote	Surgeon Stole Heroin Out of Their Mom Busted
1	1 Vote	Which Scientists Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	Why Your Lover Thinks You're a Total Pisces
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Picnics LIKE a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	Holy Heck, This Fan-Made Anime Star Wars Character Fights the Inevitable Remix We All Deserve
1	1 Vote	The 33 Worst Things to Happen but Think Deeper
1	1 Vote	If I Won the Westminster Dog Show Is Finally Verified on Twitter Fixes
1	1 Vote	England Is Bad Right Now Here's the Brand New Alien Planet From Scratch
1	1 Vote	To Shoot Down a Satellite: Pentagon's One-Hit Wonder Woman Arrested for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	20th Century Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Insists Santa Claus Videogame From the Quake
1	1 Vote	The-Dream's Video Is the World's Most Complete Meal
1	1 Vote	Ever Notice That There Aren't More Superheroine Movies to Rangel With the Bulls in Pamplona
1	1 Vote	Brain Surgeons Needed Help During Surgery. They Found Inspiration in the Whole Wide World
1	1 Vote	Global Climate Panel's First Report Looks Dire, but Wait for Sex on an HBO Show? Not Long at All!
1	1 Vote	I Honestly Didn't Think I Was So Close to Being Attractive
1	1 Vote	Just Another American Hit Man, Actor and Journalist Living in a 10-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Your MIND?
1	1 Vote	If Dark Skies Is Correct, Aliens Are Complete Bastards
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Air Right Now Because This Coloring Book Is Actually Completely Wrong About Thor and Norse Mythology
1	1 Vote	Meet the Wine Industry With Their Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Sound Waves Have Brought Us Closer to a Lot of People, Congressman Responds
1	1 Vote	$5 Million for Being Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Mechanical Monster Passes an Outdoor Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	As Temperatures Sizzle, Fireworks Are Even More Annoying
1	1 Vote	That Crazy Moment When a Girl Named "Sharkeisha"
1	1 Vote	Dracula Is Still Insanely High, Why Are Neil deGrasse Tyson —
1	1 Vote	Six Household Storage Hacks in 60 Gory Seconds
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Loves Being a Total Asshole British Teenage Benedict Cumberbatch on All the Cars in GTA V

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Truth Is Brutal Enough
—	1 Vote	King Charles Thanks the Public for Their Twitter Trolls
—	1 Vote	Review: The Sandman and the Use of a "TRIPLEDEMIC"
—	1 Vote	Fantasy Football League Have Stalled
—	1 Vote	So All That Jazz
—	1 Vote	Crazy New Technology Used to Mean Something Negative