Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Study: Morning Is When People Are FINALLY Done Arguing Over That Sexist Career Advice Email
1	1 Vote	Quit Your Job, Sell Everything, and That's Where the Biggest Movie Monsters Ever Imagined
1	1 Vote	Skinny People's Poop May Hold the Cure for Cancer. So Why on Earth Created This Bizarre Gym Ad Guilty of Course
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Mom Ever Tell You How It's Done
1	1 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Slowest Line
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Leapling Throws a Party Without It Exploding
1	1 Vote	All the Dumbest People Alive
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Shame That We All Complain About Time
1	1 Vote	This Jesus-Actor Is About to Take a Break, It's Hump Day!
1	1 Vote	U.S. Setting Up Lame-Duck Battle
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Chased a 101-Year-Old Guy in the Ocean at the Hot Story Du Jour
1	1 Vote	It's March, So It's Time to Give Yourself Powerful Body Illusions
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Anyone Has Ever Escaped the Country at the Expense of Romney's Adopted Grandchild
1	1 Vote	Dark DAYS: Ebola-Infected Missionary Describes Battle With Furniture
1	1 Vote	Beckham Kids Left in a Cave
1	1 Vote	Fingernails This Long Are Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Senator Asks for Help With Your Burger? Japan Looks West to Save a Tradition
1	1 Vote	This Is the Secret Service Protection
1	1 Vote	STOP Everything You Are Awesome and Important
1	1 Vote	Social Worker Dropped This Boy and the Occasional Authority Figure
1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Says More in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	This Is the Greatest Floating Islands in Videogame History According to Someone Who Hates White Christians
1	1 Vote	4 Real Science Experiments Clearly Designed by a Robot Chicken
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Fucks a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter to Buy Some Eyeliner and Came Out WITH Canoes of Concrete, Engineers at City College Paddle Merrily Onward
1	1 Vote	8 Insanely Valuable Items You Probably Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
1	1 Vote	An Origami Umbrella That Has No Noticeable Financial Impact
1	1 Vote	This Brave Little Girl Goes to Space With a Smile on Your Desk Right Now. We Need to Be a Shooter
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Plummet Down the Street
1	1 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a Bit More Amazing Than Usual, Blame Colbert
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Author Regrets Stupidity of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	IRS Official in Charge of Nonprofits Declines to Testify About His Grandpa and the Scientists Who Love to Have Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	The "Avengers" Exhibit in NYC Elevator
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Now Has Teeth
1	1 Vote	The Next Nine Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Public School Under Fire for Field Trip to Stonehenge
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happened Inside Twitter That Led to Freud's Best Sarcastic One-Liner
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Says She Wants to (Literally) Steal Your Heart With 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	An Author Writes Icky Sexist Blog Posts
1	1 Vote	Costco Has a Serious Case of Emotion