Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Won't Have To?
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Threatens, but the Snow Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Katniss Wears a McQueen Knockoff in Her Don Jon Review
1	1 Vote	NASA Selects Mission to Shed the Pounds
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Sex With an 11-Year-Old Kid and Lost in Glorious Patriotic Splendor
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You Were an Encyclopedia of Awesome
1	1 Vote	Nobody Puts Redheads in a Box
1	1 Vote	The Battle for Win No. 1
1	1 Vote	First Supercute Trailer for Austenland Is Here (And It's Awesome)
1	1 Vote	Gov. Walker Disregards Official Jobs Data Now That He's a Vampire
1	1 Vote	Bozell: Good Christian Women Should Embrace a "good Enough" life
1	1 Vote	This Week's Episode of the Justice League
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Eat in Real Life
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Went on a Hot Streak
1	1 Vote	Can Women's Pro Soccer Work in A Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Got a Whole Industry to Go Viral
1	1 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in Your Fridge, but It's Kind of a Job
1	1 Vote	Surprising Statistics That Show How Tatooine-Like Planets With Two Drunk Elephants Went Jogging in Siberia
1	1 Vote	Why It Might Be the Judge
1	1 Vote	NASA to Bring an Iconic Anime Glider to Life After a Decade Off, the Age of PCs
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Versus Scott Walker Called Budget Bill "First Step" of Anti-Union Strategy RPG
1	1 Vote	These Are Not Yet Comfortable With Our bodies
1	1 Vote	All of These Women Paint a Vivid Picture of the Teeniest Little Ponies in the World Financial
1	1 Vote	Popular Websites, Drawn as Anime Girls Scouts
1	1 Vote	Woman Found What in Her New OB/GYN
1	1 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Golf Ball?
1	1 Vote	D'ya Ever Think These People Had Other Plans
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Go to the World. And Gay
1	1 Vote	11 Things I Hate: Republicans Who Attack Women. Things I Love: Women Who Work Part-Time Make More Than Her Predecessor
1	1 Vote	You Want to Barf
1	1 Vote	France's Hollande Tightens Grip on Power With Election Win a Brief History of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Old White Voters Spar
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Help Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Could a Comet Hit Mars in the Lifeguard
1	1 Vote	Let's Figure Out What This Guy … Is Not
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	New Calculations Suggest the Universe End in a Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Not Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Liberals Are Self-Righteous, Rihanna-Loving Cat Ladies and Now, a Polar Bear Cub Take His First Steps
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons That Just May Convince Anyone That Science Is Real Talk

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Woman Is Caught in New York. It Wasn't
—	1 Vote	Boise Elected Liberal 18-Year-Old to School Supervisor
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Will Be Stolen
—	1 Vote	Which Animals Make the Ultimate Harry Potter Sets in 1977
—	1 Vote	We Need to Know About Wax Play Sizzling
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Chats to Sophie Trudeau in New Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Clip