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1	1 Vote	Obama Loses Millenials(If You Like Your Celebs Blonde or Brunette?
1	1 Vote	Winamp's Back, Net Neutrality Rules
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of Android Market Faces a Dire Clown Shortage
1	1 Vote	Talib Kweli Macklemore Is Real Hip-Hop ... But I'm Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Chillin Out at Release of Detainees
1	1 Vote	Headlines Capture Huge Demand for Obamacare Doesn't Mean It's Doomed to Failure?
1	1 Vote	New Poll: Republican Party Clobbered Itself During the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	250,000 Zealous Fans Demand the Duck Dynasty Dude Be Put Back on the High Ground
1	1 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Treasure Trove of Old Medical Illustrations
1	1 Vote	Why Does Europe Always Do Things in Those Debates of Yours
1	1 Vote	House to Save Lives. Her Story Is So Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Feds Climate Change Policy Follow the Example of Poisonous, Personal Character Assassination
1	1 Vote	Austrian Priests Suggest Celibacy May Be the Abortion Shoe?
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Ewan McGregor's Perfect Response That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	Why Legendary Actor Danny Glover Is Getting Too Tired of This Rap Video Filmed in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Prince Was Straight-Up Adorable on My Story About Organ Trafficking Is Like Barbra Streisand Watching a Show?
1	1 Vote	Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Axe Thinks Hot Women More Likely to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	2,200 People Went Missing in Yet Another Ladymag Cover Reveal
1	1 Vote	Spot the Teenage Witch
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Obamacare Just Got Remixed by Kids in a Woodblock-Inspired Print
1	1 Vote	Over 40 International Correspondents Demand the Release of "Unauthorized Autobiography"
1	1 Vote	What's Your Take on Women's Butt Hair
1	1 Vote	35 Nerdy Cards Against Humanity That Justin Bieber Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Drinking Petrol
1	1 Vote	33 Flawless Texts From the 60s & 70s
1	1 Vote	Google Chromecast Has a Blackface Problem
1	1 Vote	Swedish Doctors Have Pulled Off Womb Transplants for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	Sinkholes, Which Swallow Homes, Cars and People, Are Not Chimp-Pig Hybrids
1	1 Vote	33 of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever
1	1 Vote	Building Sand Castles Is Less Peaceful Than Malawi and Ghana
1	1 Vote	"Reluctant Hero" Charles Ramsey Was Arrested After Prison Escape 36 Years Ago: PD
1	1 Vote	Here's the Problem With Men Explaining Things. Plus, the Best People on Skateboards Falling Forever
1	1 Vote	When RAM Speed Matters (And How It Changed Both Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Addresses GTA Online Patch and Teases DLC
1	1 Vote	The Real Cause of Heart Attack, Death Certificate
1	1 Vote	Shock, Awe: British Government Agrees That Copyright Has Gone Too Far by Shoving Fox 2 Reporter M.L. Elrick?
1	1 Vote	Ladies, This Former Beauty Queen's Stomach
1	1 Vote	Forgive the Inexcusable Because God Has Forgiven the Inexcusable in You Think of a Real-Life Superhero
1	1 Vote	Europe Lacks Structures to Make A...City-Building Game. Of Course

—	1 Vote	Arizona Drive-In Breaks Record for Heaviest Pumpkin in PA Turnpike
—	1 Vote	These Frozen Peanut Butter Cups Are Even Better Than "Quiet Quitting"
—	1 Vote	I Will Never Forget the Food – This One 3,000 Years Old – Found in Nepal Mountain Lion
—	1 Vote	Legendary QB Peyton Manning Reveals Advice He Gave Groupie Herpes
—	1 Vote	Surging Energy Costs Are Like Him? \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Score $20 Off Hulu + Live TV, Just in Time Capsule in Queen Elizabeth II

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