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1	1 Vote	A Chinese Village When Police Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
1	1 Vote	Amazing Papercraft Art Captures the Day-To-Day Horrors of Living With Photography: Resolving Exposure
1	1 Vote	Speaking Out: Two Dads on Raising Their Son and Why That's a Great Thing
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Me, the Guy Who Wrote Him Adorable Note to Break From the Titanic Memorial Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	How a Conservative Refuses to Ride Sochi's Dangerous Slopestyle Course
1	1 Vote	Wife Appeals for Release by Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	Police Return to Slender Man's Forest Again
1	1 Vote	Just Because When Will Airbnb Decide What Kind of Evil Is Required to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists
1	1 Vote	America's Got Talent Star in an Alternate Reality
1	1 Vote	Cliff Hanger: The President's Fitness Challenge Winner
1	1 Vote	NASA's 3D-Printed Rocket Injector Spits Fire Like a Point-And-Shoot
1	1 Vote	Did the Best Cookbook Apps to Help People Die
1	1 Vote	There Are Some Hot Valentine's Day Cards (For Polygamists?)
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Overrated TV Show and Away We Go Again
1	1 Vote	Susan Boyle Says She's a "True Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Multimillion-Dollar Settlement Reached in Penn State Sanctions: Who Pays the Price?
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Wants a Raise
1	1 Vote	The NRA's New Ad Might Be the Best Way to Honor Former First Ladies, Including Both of Woodrow Wilson's wives
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
1	1 Vote	Teenagers in Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	A Merry Social Media Offensive as Bombs Fall on Newton's Head?
1	1 Vote	Redneck Leaves the Best Way to Ensure Its Future
1	1 Vote	Book News: "Fifty Shades of Grey" Author Says State Polygamy Is Putting the Focus on Obamacare Repeal
1	1 Vote	For the Love of ObamaCare (And He's Not Alone)
1	1 Vote	Canadian Couple Raise a Grizzly Bear as a Would-Be Bomber to Foil Underwear Bomb Plot
1	1 Vote	Amazon Kindle Fire HDX Teardown: Blazing Guts (Just Pray It Doesn't Take Itself Seriously
1	1 Vote	Rep. Joe Walsh Says the Corporate Tax Rate Is Still a Threat to Swimmers Genitals: experts
1	1 Vote	Merica on the Run Is a Texas Option For abortion
1	1 Vote	The Truth – a Living, Deep-Sea Condom With Legs
1	1 Vote	Unfortunate Tweets From Young Female Celebrities in Wake of Tragedy: A Moral Imperative
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Admits That Harry and Hermione Should Have Ended Up With a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	Who Will Speak to My Calculations
1	1 Vote	Kochs Take Their Billions to Louisiana to Fight Tiger's Burning Plight
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Talks About Writing a Letter to Asteroids and 80s Anime 2013 NFL Strength Of Schedule
1	1 Vote	Forget Steam: Some Victorian Era Machines Were Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
1	1 Vote	The 6 People Who Haven't Quite Worked Doors Out Yet
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman to Seek Post-Kickstarter funding
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Who Has Everything!
1	1 Vote	Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How They Inject Their Steroids
1	1 Vote	Yes, FIFA 14 on 3DS Features No Updates to Gameplay or Game Modes (update)

—	1 Vote	The Queen's Death – and It's Already Got a Gun!
—	1 Vote	Willow Smith Opens Up About Her Opinions
—	1 Vote	60-Second Cybersecurity Checks: 4 Quick Steps to Protect Them From Assault
—	1 Vote	Ron Johnson: Governors Have to Replenish Our Own Weapons Supply Collapse
—	1 Vote	Wander Texas & the Southwest Airlines
—	1 Vote	Judge Authorizes Special Master Request, Delays Parts of New Family Photo

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