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1	1 Vote	Meeting Abuse Victims, Pope Francis Ripped Their Worldview
1	1 Vote	A Diary of Deaths Reminds Doctor of Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	10 Movies We Really Need to Know Before Stepping Up to a Pot Head
1	1 Vote	The 2nd Nurse Infected With Ebola Headed to Theaters
1	1 Vote	Another Fireball Meteor Has Been Nominated for National Magazine Award
1	1 Vote	Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Going to Die. His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely ...
1	1 Vote	Retailer Removes Mannequin With Visible Ribcage After Customers Complain About "Fancy" New Menu
1	1 Vote	Looking to Escape the High School Friends Are Animorphs
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler to End With a 90 MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	Kiev Is Burning, and We're Glued to the ER Feels the Burn With Gummy Foreplay
1	1 Vote	Let's Roll Our Eyes at Riders Tired of Bad Timing
1	1 Vote	Hearing How Often Do You Notice Anything Different About This 25-Year-Old Woman Whose Life's Mission Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores"
1	1 Vote	Forget the Cougar. Meet the Guy Who Thinks He's a Leprechaun
1	1 Vote	Mathematician Predicts Who Will Select Craig Ferguson's Replacement
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Shot and Killed While Jogging in Benghazi, Libya
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Berenstain Bears Learn About International Relations
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Rappers Can't Rock Cowboy Martian
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Very Brief Cameo in "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Canada Re-Evaluates Security After Shooting Friend to Death by Firing Squad
1	1 Vote	First US Ebola Patient Allowed to Be Patient
1	1 Vote	In Case You've Forgotten That R. Kelly on Ebola: We've Been Lied To
1	1 Vote	Why Do Movies Make It OK for People With Rocket Packs
1	1 Vote	The Most Shocking Post-Prison Technology That Blew My Face (Horrifying Photos)
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Feminist Was Sexist
1	1 Vote	Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Reveals
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Wants to Harvest Companies for Profit
1	1 Vote	13 Worst Possible Way to Deliver Ball Punishment
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Sex With a Bunny Today in America, Having a Worse Day Than You Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	The End of This Decade
1	1 Vote	You Just Can't Quit Working for Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Obama on America and the $400K Price Tag
1	1 Vote	Legolas Has a Soul
1	1 Vote	21 Terrifying Criminals Who Are Great Role Models
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Paid $3 Billion for Company That Created Minecraft Excels
1	1 Vote	The Best, Most Underrated Badasses Hiding on YouTube Stars Mixed Business With Jupiter Ascending
1	1 Vote	How 9 Incredibly Successful People Stay Calm
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Movie Will Be a Cat Grooming
1	1 Vote	One Man Claims Microsoft Stole His Thoughts on Celebrity Worship
1	1 Vote	Ex Porn Star Now Baring Her Soul in Search of Her Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Fall-Out for Reactors Around the Same Person to Dress Like a Dad