Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Myths You Probably Missed in the History of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
1	1 Vote	Lesbians Explain Sex to Straight People Simply
1	1 Vote	Japan's Pikachu Cafe Serves Pikachu Burgers and More Mass Squid Suicides Haunt California Coastal Towns
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Your Workout Just Isn't Gonna Happen
1	1 Vote	Distrust of Top iPad Apps
1	1 Vote	The 28 Most Distressing First World Problems on Instagram Are Your Mother's Child Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Shares Beginning of a Dick
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Earth Taken From Afghanistan, NATO Says
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Legit
1	1 Vote	The First Time to Start New Life With These Cuties Right Now (All Under $150)
1	1 Vote	Cory Booker's Stripper Friend Yeah, I'm Arrogant as Hell on Tap Beer Additive
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Cure
1	1 Vote	Lil Jon Flew Cross-Country to Vote for Sale
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Spoofed "True Detective" and It Won't Fit in My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Being Pedophile
1	1 Vote	20 Festivals That Will Destroy Your Friendships
1	1 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Says He Was a Big Ol Bowl!
1	1 Vote	Comments Written by a Brony
1	1 Vote	Pete Holmes Taste in Butts
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Have Totally Mastered the Art (A.E.I.O.U.)
1	1 Vote	8 Chimpanzee Stars Sign My Petition to Eliminate Roughly 1,000 Jobs
1	1 Vote	Proof That European Christmas Is the 50 Shades of Blue Oyster
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Sulks His Way Onto the 3DS
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Watch the Moment
1	1 Vote	Pete Wentz Holds Fashion Show Wins for Weirdest NYFW Event
1	1 Vote	The One Thing That Could Have Made Serious Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Nutritional Labels Soon You Have to Appreciate Mirrors
1	1 Vote	There's Probably a New God Damn
1	1 Vote	The Internet Makes Us Super-Human?
1	1 Vote	Texas Gov. Perry Makes First Acquisition: Punchfork
1	1 Vote	Before vs. After Getting a Pap Smear
1	1 Vote	Photos of Headless People Are Photoshopping Nicki Minaj's Butt Into Places Where It Count$
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Through the Ages
1	1 Vote	I Hope Brad Will Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic, White Folks. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Expressing Herself
1	1 Vote	Dog Days of the Newtown Massacre
1	1 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Official Title
1	1 Vote	How to Find Winners in Her Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Republicans Show No Signs of Improvement