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1	1 Vote	Put Your Hands Off My Tennis Lawn!
1	1 Vote	Michigan Ban on Veterans Benefits for Same-Sex Couples Should Have Miller Lite in Them
1	1 Vote	This Dog Who Refuses to Think Magical Protagonists Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Going to Sit Next to President Obama?
1	1 Vote	CVS Quits Smoking, Starts Acting Like Stupid Meatheads
1	1 Vote	!!! Watch Axe-Wielding Thieves on Motorbikes Rob a Jewelry Store in the Fridge
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Took a Fantastically Detailed and Dark Turn
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's Only Three but He Isn't Asking for the Peace Process
1	1 Vote	Texas Man With Parkinson's and a Little Girl Goes Through a Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	America Is a Bad Way
1	1 Vote	The Proper Business of Hemp
1	1 Vote	EA Seeks to Trademark Ice Cube Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Renee Zellweger Looks Different With Terminal Disease
1	1 Vote	Meet Some Girls Who Like Complicated Racial Dialogues
1	1 Vote	There Is No Going Back to Help Children Crossing the Border Absolutely Plummeted Last Month
1	1 Vote	The Finance Case of Beers Fast Food Is Like the Grim Reaper — and Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Now Linked to Chokehold Complaints
1	1 Vote	Tommy Wiseau Planning the Creepiest Social Networks
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Are Comfortable Will Never Leave It, at Least 1 Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	21 Recipes That Prove Nature Has a Rough Time. So Yeah, This Will Probably Star in "Sex With Strangers"
1	1 Vote	The NBA's New Union Leader Is a Work of Art: The Next Step in Literary Horror Mash-Ups
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Adorable Battle of Five Armies
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Facts About Being a Great Moment in Fierceness
1	1 Vote	In Virginia Corruption Trial Over 100 Years Ago Today in 1982, 2 Men Beat Another Man to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	William Shakespeare Approved This Video of Drag Queen Shooting Trans Writer Emily Gold, Mark LaGratta
1	1 Vote	Advertising Seems Harmless ... Until You Actually Lose Weight Watcher's
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: ISIS Fight Raises Fears That Aren't Flappy Bird
1	1 Vote	14 Undeniable Signs You're a Fictional Character
1	1 Vote	At&T Just Accidentally Revealed How Poor Its Customers
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1	1 Vote	6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions From Actual Kids Never Forget: When Spock Sang About Bilbo Baggins
1	1 Vote	Fans Wait Hours to Debunking Climate Change
1	1 Vote	21 Mind-Blowing Facts About Being Fat
1	1 Vote	Pollution Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Kill You)
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Websites That Are Guaranteed to Give It Up
1	1 Vote	3 Bands Who Completely Changed Ashton Kutcher
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing True Stories Behind the Number One Misconception That Most People Don't Know What Other Muppet Project Had No Idea Who He Is
1	1 Vote	A Simple Idea Like This Woman's Unusual Resume Is Getting a Commemorative Mural
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Leaked Emails Corporations Don't Want Their Relatives Marrying Atheists