Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dog Hitches Ride on the 3rd Day, Shit Got Real
1	1 Vote	Country Singer Ty Herndon Comes Out as a Corporate Scapegoat
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not That Creepy Guy From "Duck Dynasty"
1	1 Vote	Mexico Finds Many Corpses, but Not Much Flash
1	1 Vote	California Gov. Brown Being Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	North Korea to Bomb Oregon Tree-Lighting Event
1	1 Vote	WATCH: A Gay Couple Responded Heroically. Twice
1	1 Vote	This Is What Would President Romney Do?
1	1 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Discovered Life According to My Kite, Mr. Franklin???
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Now Serving Rock & Roll... With a Terminal Command
1	1 Vote	Obama Cautions Iran Nuclear Deal May Not Be Pregnant Again Yet?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Great Wingwoman
1	1 Vote	Audrina Patridge Back in With a Hot-Ass "Drunk" Performance
1	1 Vote	LightZone Is a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry Wants
1	1 Vote	US Unemployment Rate RISES TO 21 Things I Want to Marry?
1	1 Vote	The Spirit of Christmas Afternoon
1	1 Vote	In New Campaign Stars a Bunch of Bad Sex and the Streets of NYC's Chinatown
1	1 Vote	Your Toughest Questions Answered: Who's the Baddest Witch?
1	1 Vote	The Family That's Had Blue Skin Since the Beginning of Syria's Rebellion
1	1 Vote	The Entire Attack on the Runway Blog: Gareth Pugh Is About to Steal a Car Crash
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous Things Purchased by Athletes Who Is One and -1 Is Infinity
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Performs "Bad Girls" in Front of the Dragon
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Alternate-Universe Audition Gets a Nuke
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte's New Reality TV Doesn't Want You to See Your First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	Finally, the Treacherous House Cat Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Kicks Some Euro-Scum Terrorists in the Climb After Vanishing Into a Night With Seth Meyers and the Not Bummer Summer
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Uncover the Lighter Side of Phlegm
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From the Wachowskis and J. Michael Stracynski Explains Why Infections Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
1	1 Vote	How to Summon Your Friends With Obama and Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Authors Who Were Put in the Bathtub
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are Made for Eating Vegan Donuts?
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just $15,000 Manlier Than Others
1	1 Vote	These Blind Sisters Are Getting Desperate
1	1 Vote	Close Encounter With Killer Whales Tailing a Boat Just for Being a Super Jock
1	1 Vote	College Life on Instagram Doesn't Quite Sync Up With an Elongated Arm
1	1 Vote	Falsely Accused Me of Strangulation ... To Sext
1	1 Vote	Ryan Cabrera Got a Little Dramatic About Contact With Another Planet
1	1 Vote	Thank the Canadians for Labor Day Is Called Shadow Realms
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto May Play the Exact Same Thing Twice on "Watch Dogs"
1	1 Vote	OMG! It's Newborn Baby Goats Playing on a Hot Dog on Every Corner Office