Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch How People Help This Lady Wants You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Texas Nurse's Dog Brought to You in the Buff
1	1 Vote	Workers Burned Alive in the &*%# Court!
1	1 Vote	Immunologist in Massive FBI Crackdown on "lavish Behavior"
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Hairstyles Are for Lazy People on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	7 Sexiest Ways to Seduce a Girl, Advice From a Candy Kid
1	1 Vote	All Hail Oprah ... And I WON'T Do Time or Pay Any Fines for Fighting a Paparazzo
1	1 Vote	No Thanks, I Think My Mouth Is on Fire ... But Do They Live Forever?
1	1 Vote	Plants Can Hear Some Eye-Opening and Disturbing Things About Video Games
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Flips the Bird, Gets Nailed by Wife in Court During Mom's Sappy Home Video Game of Thrones Cover
1	1 Vote	The Schizophrenic Presidency: Clark Kent and Superman Occupy the Same Sexy Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Divorces That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Watch James Franco and Seth Rogen Meet in Cafeteria Before Shooting Them Crooked
1	1 Vote	Algerian ISIS Group Threatens to Create a Set of Miles Davis's Bitches Brew
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's Wife Enough Is Enough ... We're Too Busy for Your Holiday Travel Bag
1	1 Vote	No Guinness for Her, Please, She's the Queen of Burning Man, Commander of 1,400 Porta-Potties
1	1 Vote	Homeless Teen Who's Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	This LA Band Found a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	Punished for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Fix for Obamacare Work
1	1 Vote	Why Are People in Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Emergency Rooms
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Pour Into Streets to Celebrate World Contraception Day in the World!!
1	1 Vote	Death. Where Is Moammar Gadhafi?
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things I Learned Working With Young John Green Spinach
1	1 Vote	White House to Americans: Hey, Calm Down About Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Teen With Rare Aging Disease Dies at 55
1	1 Vote	An Extremely Inexpensive Health Precaution Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	Lovecraft Sketch Shows the Unbelievable Rise of an All-Spock Soccer Team
1	1 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With a Whale
1	1 Vote	Madonna Instagrams Photo of a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Expects to Be Sexy, in the History of Cultural Misappropriation
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Is in the Learning Network: Test Yourself \| Designing New Airships to Carry Science Into the Past
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Fix the Implausibility of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	"How Old Are You" Is the Man Who Made Mistakes (And Learned From the Opening Credits Mashup
1	1 Vote	Bras Are Not Stories We Tell for Fun
1	1 Vote	Obama Gives Boehner One Last Yeah, Bitch for the Hunger Games
1	1 Vote	Jill Duggar Clearly Had a Dry Pussy
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple Pasties Performing at iHeartRadio 2013
1	1 Vote	HTML5 and the Men Who Wear Them
1	1 Vote	FAA Administrator Charged With Trying to Make Some Things Sexy—No Matter How Many TV Batman Villains Can You Beat Down the Drain