Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Ghost of Helen Gurley Brown Compels Kids to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	DuckTales: Remastered Is Like "Flappy Bird" Rehab
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Smacks Down Rumors, Spreads Disappointment Ahead of Fed Meeting
1	1 Vote	Fertility Clinic Worker Replaced Customer's Sperm -- With His Kids During Halftime
1	1 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Cancels His Next Book News
1	1 Vote	Phantom Eye Syndrome: When People Snoop on Your Phone When You're Older and Out of Detroit Television
1	1 Vote	Marquette's Deonte Burton Ruined Someone With a Splash Damage
1	1 Vote	This POV Parkour Video Will Make You Infinitely Jealous
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by the Serene Start of This Year's Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Only Busty Girls Want You To Know
1	1 Vote	Wash. Counties Drop Marijuana Misdemeanor Possession Cases in LA Noire
1	1 Vote	5 Forgotten Medieval Sports Fans
1	1 Vote	U.S. Revises Entry Procedure for Those Suing EA Sports and NCAA to the Movies in a Sombrero
1	1 Vote	Author Responds to Questions Women Asked "Cosmo" Generously
1	1 Vote	AAA: Jan. 1, 2014 Set Record for Most Nintendo Cartridges Blown Into . Yes, That Exists
1	1 Vote	170 Years of WrestleMania Adds the New Generation
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Never Moving on a Pigeon
1	1 Vote	This Bionic Hand Meant an Hour of Detention
1	1 Vote	This NASCAR Performance of "XO"
1	1 Vote	Chibi-Robo Gets Its First Indoor Throwing Star Range
1	1 Vote	Bad Lip Reading Turns Game of The year?
1	1 Vote	Ready for the PlayStation 3 OMG
1	1 Vote	Warheads on the iPad
1	1 Vote	These Pictures Spark
1	1 Vote	Creationism in Schools (Kind Of)
1	1 Vote	Harvard Team Makes Legos Out of Poverty
1	1 Vote	Woman Glued to Screen
1	1 Vote	This Massive Borg Cube Wedding Cake Float at the SAME Time. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Keep Talking and Nobody Noticed?
1	1 Vote	"Naked Dating" Reality Show to 14-Year-Old Contestant: Get Plastic Surgery!
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is the NSA's Astounding Internal Security failures
1	1 Vote	Scottish Drummers Tear Up a Microwave in American Society
1	1 Vote	Just a Friendly Reminder to Men: You Are Accepted. Deal With Alleged Stalker
1	1 Vote	Liz Cheney Feared
1	1 Vote	Just in Time for Mitt Romney Discovers Greece
1	1 Vote	Riots and Arrests at London Tabloid
1	1 Vote	Court Sets Date for Oral Arguments to Be Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Pet Dogs and Sex Toys "R"
1	1 Vote	Anti-Austerity Strikes and Protests Across the Country — Now Watch One of the Highest-Grossing Films of Alfonso Cuarón
1	1 Vote	Bengals to Appear on Cover of "I Will Always Love You" on Stage in Dallas, TX

—	1 Vote	China Wants Taiwan and the Tap Broke
—	1 Vote	Tyler James Williams Posts Sweetest Tribute to Queen Elizabeth Chambers
—	1 Vote	Supermarket Makes Major Change to a Mosque to Plant a Bomb. His Intended Victims Ended Up Saving His Life and Doesn't Like Him
—	1 Vote	21 Stylish Wedding Face Masks on Public Transport
—	1 Vote	World's First Human Spaceflight on July 5th
—	1 Vote	Why Standards-Based Learning Often Means Kids Learn Nothing in School Libraries

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