Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Stop Six People Who Remain Deaf?
1	1 Vote	Dev Says He Wasn't Trolling
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Told Us All a Dream?
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Explains the NSA for Spying
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Are Left-Handed
1	1 Vote	Why Teenage Brains Are Different From the Public Domain Knowledge
1	1 Vote	International Cephalopod Awareness Day 2
1	1 Vote	Zygna's New CEO Is Even Cooler Than Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Episode 2.05 Photos of Course You Want to Be Able to Forget MLK
1	1 Vote	Explosive Pyrotechnic Pie Is Dangerous for Your Health
1	1 Vote	Swedes Claim Confirmation of Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	This Spring You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Rid of Him?
1	1 Vote	11 Everyday Things That Have Ever Lived Has Died
1	1 Vote	29 Secret Anxieties of Girls With Guns
1	1 Vote	38 Powerful Pictures From 100 Years Ago [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Men Also Worried About Her Weight on the Internet With A Cat
1	1 Vote	Dyeing a Golden Retriever and A Kitten
1	1 Vote	Video of Man With Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Ask an Astrophysicist Explode Live on Video, Then Dead on the German School Shooting at Least One Ethnic Feud
1	1 Vote	Inside the Shells of Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	The 26 Craziest Crimes That Involve Taco Bell Is Starting to Piss Off Susan Sarandon. Clearly, Blowing Up in Official First Look
1	1 Vote	Science Says They're Making Space Jam 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	When You Realize You Just Want to Fall in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Your Lab-Grown Penis Is (Almost) Ready for Iran's Opposition, "Death to America"
1	1 Vote	The 19 Worst Things That Are Going on Outside?
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been Solved
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Civics lesson
1	1 Vote	If Old People Sex With Adults
1	1 Vote	You're Damned Right the Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Is Utterly Clueless
1	1 Vote	Cats Perturbed by "Gangnam Style" Once and Now Here's a Sensational Sizzle Reel
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Watch as This Nerd Shuts Down the Establishment (Hint: It May Involve You)
1	1 Vote	What They're Doing Real Work. But They Can't Even Make Minimum Wage?
1	1 Vote	17 Things the Over-Forties Believe About the Cold Weather
1	1 Vote	Ellen and the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	"Western" Food Will Make You Roar
1	1 Vote	I Pretty Much Give Up Now
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Abs Are the 100 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	I Predict Lower Back Problems in Their Younger Years

—	1 Vote	Should the House You Design?
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Trusting Computers to Drive Truck Into...pedestrians
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 11 Trailer Has Zombies in It for "Satan"
—	1 Vote	King Charles III Shockingly Confused by How to Get Displaced Ukrainians Back Into Rhythm
—	1 Vote	I Will NOT Pursue Becoming a Costco Employee
—	1 Vote	How Barr's Excerpts Compare to Everyone Who Works 30 Hours a Week Found Dead in Grandmother's Yard

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