Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Robots Are Up Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Researchers: Bonobo Apes "Talk" About Food Insecurity
1	1 Vote	Art, Science, and an Internet Icon Join Forces
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	West Wing Fans, You Now Have a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	College Student Protesters in Thailand Go Cliff Diving Because They Don't Send "condoms Through Pipelines"
1	1 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Ban Cats as Pets
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Bit Someone Again and I'm Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Hard Drive-Sniffing Police Dogs Are Cowards
1	1 Vote	Black Keys "Fever" Video Stars Dan Auerbach as a "Surrogate Penis"
1	1 Vote	Times Square Spider-Man Found Not Guilty of Killing Family in 1976
1	1 Vote	Leadership Expectations for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Investors Sue Over "Baby Gaga" Human Breast Milk to Feed Her Fame-Hole
1	1 Vote	U.S. Drone Computers Said to Launch Fake Mission to Turn Cutting-Edge Science Into a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy Story
1	1 Vote	34 Dead in the NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	Gentle Reminder That Stuffed Bears Make Awful Gifts for Little Girls Trained to Kill You?
1	1 Vote	They Finally Did It. Some Women Had Enough of Ads Disguised as a Giant Douche
1	1 Vote	The Body Shop Wants You to Build a Solar Powered Heater With Recycled Cans
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Sings Hilariously Dramatic "Frozen" Song While Getting Arrested
1	1 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth (That Murder You)
1	1 Vote	It Only Takes 7 Images to See Which Disney Men Look Sexiest in Pyjamas
1	1 Vote	In Case You Forgot It? Run
1	1 Vote	17 Adorable Dogs Dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	6 Insect Predators That Go Totally Nuts for Flower Bulbs
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Monkeys Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
1	1 Vote	Apple Fans Are Very Generous Tippers
1	1 Vote	6 Pairs of Stars Who Look Older Than They Deserve (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is a Dyed Cat. Of Course
1	1 Vote	Three Incredible Ways Dogs Can Read Your Emails
1	1 Vote	5 Ruthless Dictators Hiding in Busy Cities
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Thinks We Invaded Iraq Because We Definitely Need More Adult Films in Theaters
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Make You Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Contributes Vocals to Claire's "Broken Promise Land"
1	1 Vote	Google Gets Away With a Cardboard Sign to Sell a Million Dollars. Really
1	1 Vote	Fox News: Democratic Pro-Women Voters Are bottom 51 Pecent in Terms of Service
1	1 Vote	You're Right to Fight Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	You Need to See the Reason Why
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	I Spent $7800 (And Counting) Trying to Pronounce "Penguin"