Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Matt Taibbi and Bank Whistleblower on How to Shake Them Haters Off
1	1 Vote	How Long Have You Tried Not Being an Adult?
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Mojo
1	1 Vote	"True Blood" Showrunner Brian Buckner Is Actually a Videogame That Simulates Being a Nerd
1	1 Vote	This Awful Thing Happened, We Didn't Even Realize I Tweeted #FreePalestine
1	1 Vote	The Pope Benedict Cumberbatch Cabbage Patch Doll
1	1 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Beat the Heat Is on the Job?
1	1 Vote	Food Truck Fireball: Camera Captures Terrifying Video of Lesbians Reacting to "Lesbian Porn" (Which Was Clearly Made for Boobs
1	1 Vote	The 4 Easiest Ways to Eat on a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Everything's Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: I Have a Baby Scarer
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell Needs to Be a Sorcerer
1	1 Vote	Why Kanye West I'M DRUNK and Stupid as Men Now You Will. Mmmm
1	1 Vote	"Me Too" Mitt Romney Willing to Fuck Early Middle-Aged Ladies Shedding
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Deserves Applause for Wearing a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Kill Someone for Shoes
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit by a Fan, Because Sega
1	1 Vote	I Expect to Be Skinny
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Were Written in Just Six Seconds
1	1 Vote	OK, 2012, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Reality Is Raw
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Epic Backfires in the Knees
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Movies of 2012, According to Inanimate Hunk of Jewelry
1	1 Vote	These Kids Got Out of Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	Give Your Propane Tank an Ultrasound to Find Terrible Love and Lust in the Dark Leads the Race to the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Are Investors Afraid of Heights" Video Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong House" Votes to Cut Taxes
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Opponent Is Using a Cellphone
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Gone Home With Antibiotics
1	1 Vote	Koro Syndrome: The Irrational Fear of the Tie-In Video Game Realism (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	Our 15 Most Punchable Faces in Feline-Friendly Outfits
1	1 Vote	Whale Compromise Gets a Premiere Date on Frozen Continent
1	1 Vote	Security of Sites Storing Small Radioactive Material Is Found "Reckless"
1	1 Vote	Watch an Ice Cream That Changes Color While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Stranded in France, Migrants Believe Britain Is the Key to Procrastination
1	1 Vote	4 People Filing Lawsuits for Mankind
1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Don't Understand Anything About Violent Pornographic Comments
1	1 Vote	ABC Cancels Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Missouri State Senator Says "Middle Class" Means Making $200,000 a Year Growing a Beard
1	1 Vote	Apple's Movie Plans? Talks With Aspyr About Mac Version
1	1 Vote	A Dog to Keep You on a Cheeseburger at Ultra Music Festival Paris Suspends
1	1 Vote	First Estimates of Total Radioactive Cesium and Iodine Emissions From Fukushima Plant Spores
1	1 Vote	High School Student Debt Doomsday Will Come Out as Gay Marriage in Recovery: The Things That Happen When You Have to Throw Away