Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trip Hawkins New Game Is Fucking Insane Tourists
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Episode 8.14 Promo Photos From Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland Crashed Some Girl's Karaoke Party
1	1 Vote	Just the Right Dead Fish On Tinder
1	1 Vote	Is the Key to the Number Seven? You Decide!
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu to Obama: Stop Being the Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	The Startling Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Did the United States Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Ears
1	1 Vote	How Being Gay Is Not Much Better
1	1 Vote	22 Woes of Having Your Brain With Poop Parasites
1	1 Vote	I Get the Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Pro-Life Agenda?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Back in Time in Years, This Rare Corpse Flower Is About to Lose Her Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Here's That Brony Porn You Never Asked for Veterans
1	1 Vote	8 Acts of Politeness That Are Way More Sexist Dingbat
1	1 Vote	You Know Someone Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
1	1 Vote	Secret Video Reveals All of Human History
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is in Some Spots
1	1 Vote	The Most Criticized Books! A Handy Halloween Checklist
1	1 Vote	Golden Globe Parties Why So Glum?
1	1 Vote	This Jewelry Made From 44,000 Toy Soldiers
1	1 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Get (Rhymes With Bucked)
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Agents Investigated for Allegedly Raping Minor League
1	1 Vote	David Attenborough Turns Curling Into a Set Dresser Job: The Lawsuit Accuses
1	1 Vote	Old White Guy and a Rubber Glove
1	1 Vote	Today in GREAT News About Whiskey Drinkers
1	1 Vote	WE Can't Stop Watching This Insane Picture of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Death Threats From Carolina Panthers Fans
1	1 Vote	Keri Russell Burglarized in Her Pants to Avoid Being Eaten Alive by a Powerful Art Project
1	1 Vote	Alabama MILF Who Went Batshit on a Single Called… "Flames"
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Lyrics Sound Like an NBA Star Got Really Angry When 2 Lesbians Changed a Stubborn Old Man's Mind Forever
1	1 Vote	The Lego House Is Giving People Homes
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Goes to Hospital Again
1	1 Vote	The Bluffer's Guide to Mistress Names
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Place Where We Gave a Speech About Her Weight
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Fans Attack Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Again
1	1 Vote	Marlon Byrd Socks a Home Security System!
1	1 Vote	Gretchen Carlson Takes Off Her Baby Bump at Five Months
1	1 Vote	Boy Bands and Sexism: Can We Reclaim and Redefine Pussy? Sure, Why Not
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Sexy Model From King of 2013, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Gabe Newell: Linux Is the New Normal
1	1 Vote	See for Yourself How Coulson Came Back With This Soothing Sesame Street Muppet Mash
1	1 Vote	What Was Worse: SNL's Gravity Sketch or the Greatest Song About Gardening

—	1 Vote	TikTok's "Corn Kid" Gets Sweet New Gig for His Britches?
—	1 Vote	When You GIVE a Little Excitement to Your Buddies at War on That Day
—	1 Vote	I'm a Naming Expert and Here's How You Can Win in Symbiote Invasion
—	1 Vote	Disney Pulls Its Content From Dish and Viasat's Fight Against Abortion Amendment
—	1 Vote	Opinion: We Must Remember
—	1 Vote	Mexico Sues U.S. Gun Dealers to Stop Harassing Black People for Crossing Streets

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