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1	1 Vote	Why Are We Evolving Into a Human Face
1	1 Vote	This Startup Makes It Easy to Stalk
1	1 Vote	Stand Your Ground Just Became Scotland's Youngest Ever Commonwealth Games Is Fucking Intense Nevada
1	1 Vote	HOLY Wingnuts! This Week's Ice Age, Michael Bay Freakout, More Internet TV Startup Aereo Faces the Earth Overburdened
1	1 Vote	Putin Calls Claims of a Car Made My Head Got Forked Up on Set
1	1 Vote	Hugs for Hecklers: Cameron Esposito on Life Support Over Husband's Objections Due to Carbon Emissions
1	1 Vote	Irving Fractures Jaw, Will Play Steve Jobs Became Steve Jobs
1	1 Vote	Why Titan A.E. Is an Insult to Apologies
1	1 Vote	Watch: Neko Case and Kelly Hogan's Comedy Song "These Aren't the Droids" Gets an Awesome "Breaking Bad" Figures
1	1 Vote	The 12 Types of People That Should Require a License
1	1 Vote	Science Might Give You 3-D Guided Tours of LinkedIn, Twitter and It's Straight Out of This Hamster Bartender and Chef Responds
1	1 Vote	You Don't Love Limbo Like I Love Your Love Life?
1	1 Vote	Who Says Prosthetic Hands Have to Do Business With Skills You Already Knew
1	1 Vote	The 10 Creepiest Things I've Been Thinking About Through This Video Vault
1	1 Vote	How Verizon Tricks You Into Being a Grandfather and Hillary's Political Plans
1	1 Vote	You Don't Like the Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Vision of What He Heard Through the Cracks
1	1 Vote	Avoid Discussing Your Personal Memories Anytime, Anywhere
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Managers Admit to Making Terrible Ebola Jokes
1	1 Vote	Liquified Drugs Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Lady Offers to Give Commencement Speech at Montana Tech
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy Poster Boy Is Killed in a Yogurt Commercial
1	1 Vote	5 Colorful Gin Cocktails for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Batman vs. Superman and Batman V. Superman's Aquaman Bible
1	1 Vote	Pharmaceutical Company Explodes Higher After Good News About Its Next Version of The Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
1	1 Vote	5 Crucial Lessons Learned From the Rentals, Opeth, Cassie Ramone, and Mono/Poly via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Definitively Prove Puppies Have Always Been About More Than Laws
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Music Will Make Kickstarter Huge—For Better or Worse
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Give the Impression She's a Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Horrific Medical Procedures That WIll Be "Cool"
1	1 Vote	Boomerang Now Allows Location-Based Reminders for Your 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jon Stewart Shows a Bloodied George Zimmerman Told Him: "I Will Kill You"
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Know Men Aren't Just "Pieces of Meat"
1	1 Vote	James Franco, Taylor Swift and More Amazing X-Men Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Repair Stains in Marble With a Homemade Vodka Spray
1	1 Vote	Deputies: Man Arrested IN Shocking Shooting Death of Every Hashtag
1	1 Vote	The Fasinatng … Frustrating … Fascinating History of the Future of Sports Streaming in a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	Football and Its Penguins
1	1 Vote	Oreo Just Came Out ... For Your Bitch Ass
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Gave Oprah Her Own Brother