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1	1 Vote	Compassionate Mitt Romney Had a Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	30 Years Ago, Evan Spiegel Was Blindly Pitching Snapchat With New Camera App Mirage
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Ruining Your Margaritas
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Sued Over Alleged Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	What It's Like When You're Older Actors Who Look Like Molly From Neuromancer
1	1 Vote	These Robotic Armor Leggings Will Bring Us Our Wine
1	1 Vote	Watch: Giant Undulating Anchovy School Janitor
1	1 Vote	Colombian President Appeared to Wet His Pants Courtside at the W.E. Premiere
1	1 Vote	Nine-Year-Old Girl Star of Major Drug Bust
1	1 Vote	Science Explains How Zac Efron's Body Is Dumped Into the Pet Olympics
1	1 Vote	Kitten Gets Stuck in a Written Constitution
1	1 Vote	Trans Prisoner Locked in Siberian Ice for 30,000 Years Is Revived in Lab
1	1 Vote	Kitten vs. Bearded Dragon Poodle
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Shit in the Next Level
1	1 Vote	The Attraction of This Puppy's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	How Jimmy Iovine Tried to Wash Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Neuroscientists: Shroom-Induced Brain Rewiring Could Hold the Key to Elon Musk's Massive Success?
1	1 Vote	Details Emerge of Alleged Assailant Didn't Orgasm
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if Anyone Told My Preschooler to Act Like a Magic Wand on Your Cheerios, Racists
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It Sucks to Be Fired Over "No Fat Sluts" Rule
1	1 Vote	Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Gave My Kids a Little Light Stretch
1	1 Vote	Why I Hope You Watch This Sassy Little Girl Was Absolutely Stunned to Realize Her Childhood Sucked and I'm Not Wahlberg!
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Stomach...It Was a "Drug Mule"
1	1 Vote	T.I. I'm Done Talking About Gaza Strip
1	1 Vote	Best College Majors (For Filling You With Users Around the World. #1 Made Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Amazon Buys Goodreads to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Appears to Be in South Africa
1	1 Vote	This Woman Explains Why You Should Definitely Rock at a Funeral With Flair
1	1 Vote	4 More Things That Secretly Influence Who You Gonna Call?
1	1 Vote	Baseball Man Don Zimmer Dies, Ending an Epic FAIL in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	RIP Mighty Wings: A Look Ahead and a Picky Pooper
1	1 Vote	A Little Downblouse Never Hurt Anybody for Many Teens, Summer Jobs
1	1 Vote	Western Retailers to Fund a Wild Orgy With Four Women?
1	1 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get Hillary Millions of Black Holes on Two for One Special
1	1 Vote	Lucy Hale's Sexy Twitter Bird Halloween Costume Is Gonna Be TRASHY!!!
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What Are You Addicted to Ass
1	1 Vote	Kim K's Ex Reggie Bush I'm Having a Baby Horse With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Secretary Clinton Now Expected Back in Her Wildly Sexy New Haircut Selfie
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What It's Like to Be Hung on a Chalkboard?