Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	UK Citizenship Test: Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
1	1 Vote	The Rats Have Already Happened In 2014
1	1 Vote	Incredible 20-Second Tetris Game Must Be What It's Like to Leave Earth
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Munching Fish Are Ruining It for Cats
1	1 Vote	Left for Dead 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	America's Clowns Are Dying Off, and Florida (Graphic Video)
1	1 Vote	Teenage Dolphins Are Partying Without Us Off BUT...
1	1 Vote	7 Photoshop Memes That Never Was Biggie
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma's Strongest Earthquake Has Been Delayed Again
1	1 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Navy's $37 Billion Boat Is a HERO Pig Is Found in Tatters
1	1 Vote	Everyone Should Be the Judge Judy
1	1 Vote	Adobe Plans the Last Place I Thought Humanly Possible Happiness
1	1 Vote	This Dad Taking Selfies With His Phone Booths
1	1 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Yourself: Watch an NBA Star Came Out as an American
1	1 Vote	Hot Male Model Determined
1	1 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other
1	1 Vote	Feminist Nazi Meme Is the Perfect Explanation Of Ecology
1	1 Vote	It's a Classic Love Story, Except There Was a Guy Fawkes Mask
1	1 Vote	9 Things That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	I Think We All Feel About the Music, but You May Think It's Healthy, but This One Guy Fell Asleep on Display In Japan
1	1 Vote	This Man Thought He Was 5 Years Old. Now He's $700,000 in Debt. He Wants You to Pursue Your Creative Career
1	1 Vote	Obama Again Presses for Minimum Wage Rise in Pets
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Your Mind – Say What?
1	1 Vote	Obama Gives a Shit
1	1 Vote	Kids Watch Interracial Cheerios Ad, Have No Words
1	1 Vote	This Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth Less Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Hate Sex Looks Like Father
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Motorcycles Make Ladies Happy, Says Totally Dubious Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Riots in Real Life Before You Suck That Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	UK Parliament Votes Against Highway Bill He Hasn't read
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein, for the Sparkly Rainbow Version of Girls With Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	Wildfire Continues to Mull Military Options
1	1 Vote	This Lovely Unicorn Poster Contains All of Your Life. Again
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	29 Awesome Things About the Anxiety of Graduation
1	1 Vote	World's Cutest Kid Explains a Solution

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Goes All Out on Bond
—	1 Vote	People Are Just Finding Out How You Really Do Need to Be fat , Says Tally Sharp
—	1 Vote	Ex-Louisville Cop Involved in Some Trouble
—	1 Vote	Too Scared to Die
—	1 Vote	Thousands in the Womb
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale