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1	1 Vote	No Amount of Time to Panic!
1	1 Vote	My Attempt to Single-Handedly Destroy Hip-Hop
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1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Too Precious for Words
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1	1 Vote	Theatre Owners Are Angry About Scottish Independence
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1	1 Vote	A Science Fiction vs. Fantasy: Dystopia, Mad Science and Magic!
1	1 Vote	What Happened to You (But Won't)
1	1 Vote	"Flying Car" Crash Injures Two People in the United Nations
1	1 Vote	This Is Maybe the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	10 Sweets and Treats That Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of the Future of Paper Plates
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Mumbles Some More Info About the Frozen Crossover
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1	1 Vote	Suspect Charged With Murder (In Theory)
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1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Has an Outtakes Reel, a Buseyism for "Fart"
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