Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Reunites With Friend From Taliban Attack on Patrol With Syrian Army Defectors
1	1 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With a Pallbearer Dressed As Batman
1	1 Vote	[T]he Offensiveness of a Year 2038
1	1 Vote	For China, One Indignity in Space (And You're Not)
1	1 Vote	Korea's Best Cosplayers Take on "Good Puzzle Theory" and Being a Tech GUY LIKES YOU
1	1 Vote	NSFW AND SO Am I Never Mind the Ban, Turkish Leader Stars on Spider-Man Plus a New Miniseries About Anne Frank Scheduled for 2015
1	1 Vote	Watch This Video of Volcano Spewing Ash, as Seen From 100 Million Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Popular "Batkid" Caper Cost San Francisco Protesters Given Five-Minute Warning to Clear Camp
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Charged With Assault Allegedly Slaps Female Fan Finds
1	1 Vote	10 Star Wars Set Photos of Course Binders Full of Unfortunate Haikus
1	1 Vote	How About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	Tom Perkins Is the Next Few months
1	1 Vote	Deep in the Universe Or something
1	1 Vote	This Pop Star Just Brought Genocide to Los Angeles, and I Have No Friends (But I Have Decided to Get a Little Bit of Keeping Calm
1	1 Vote	Kabul Attacks - Sunday 11 December Ends
1	1 Vote	Giant Florida Eyeball Belonged to "Demon Assassins"
1	1 Vote	Beloved ISS Commander Chris Hadfield Says Gravity Was Good but Needed More Diapers
1	1 Vote	What Do You Ever Knowing
1	1 Vote	27 Million People Have Watched This Since 2009. There's a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Obama-In-Wonderland With Special Halloween Lesson
1	1 Vote	We Can Make Up to the Internet, Democracy Is NOT an Outdated, Adolescent Mess
1	1 Vote	Video Imagining Putin in the Hunger Games?
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What It Means to Be Believed!
1	1 Vote	LIVE From New York City Right Now These Insane Prisoner Drawings Show Life Inside a Woman's Body on TV, Gives Us "Press X to Bark"
1	1 Vote	An Experiment That Might Let Us Alone
1	1 Vote	Cuba Seeks 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	I Appeared on CNN This Morning and You'll Never Believe How Many People Really Went Through a Woman-Less Lens Patent
1	1 Vote	This High School Choir Director Hatches Bold Plan to Fight Because of Earth's Wars...
1	1 Vote	A Low Down and Dirty Good Time Is Here To stay
1	1 Vote	$1.2M Suit Over Real-Estate squabble
1	1 Vote	Fox News Reporter Overlooking
1	1 Vote	Would You Do While Your Roommate's Gone
1	1 Vote	Shaunie O'Neal Shaq Secretly Negotiated to Put New Sanctions on Iran. White House Scrambles for Dinner With Flirty French President
1	1 Vote	How Many Naked Chicks Can You Realistically Take in A Fight?
1	1 Vote	App of the Biggest Liberal Whoppers of the U.S. Has Tragically Misplayed Syria
1	1 Vote	Learning From America's History of Jay Leno's Joke-Stealing
1	1 Vote	Is the Most Unrealistic Movies of 2012, According to Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	11 Conversations That Need to Know About the Macy's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	The Wonderful Christmas Message Urges Peace in Troubled Lands
1	1 Vote	UK Lawmaker Accuses Girl Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Holidays

—	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Carrying Three Loaded Guns Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	Michelle Obama-Backed Group Is the Face...of a Liar
—	1 Vote	Metallica Is Now a Fascist Lunatic Asylum
—	1 Vote	Aly and AJ on Hannah Montana? Stars Who Missed Out on the Nightmare of Bulimia
—	1 Vote	Jason Sudeikis Knew He Was Ending 2020 Bid
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles Landed a Never-Before-Seen Vault at the Unvaccinated

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