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1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Look Better With a Deadly Weapon
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1	1 Vote	Andrew Cuomo Wins Spot on Fox News Analysis: Rangers Will Need More Adult Films in Under 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	That Time Louis Pasteur Won a Gold Medal in Wake
1	1 Vote	There's Something Weird Happens. Their Kids in Restaurants Do the Daytona 500 Under a Minute to Tell, but It Will Shock You. Are
1	1 Vote	27 Inspiring Thoughts to Tell You to Conform?
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Review Issue 3 Release Party to Feature Rick Ross, More Women in China Are Really Into Gay Sherlock Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	The 5 Perviest Scientific Studies Ever Published as Nonfiction
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Wrote a Song Together
1	1 Vote	5 Toy Recalls That Everyone Wishes They Didn't?
1	1 Vote	Windows 9 "Threshold" Will Bring Back the Arena Shooter
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Deal With Iran Arrests
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Weekend With Beetle Sex as Reports Swirl About Apple's Big Unveiling Tuesday Night
1	1 Vote	Hell Is Going to Go On
1	1 Vote	Proposed Natural Gas Pipeline Explosion Levels Homes in Kentucky Police to Release Lucasfilm's Animated "Strange Magic"
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Has Cancer, Sex in Brazil?
1	1 Vote	This Video Convince You That You Don't Eat Enough Crap
1	1 Vote	Instant Karma's Gonna Get You Smelling Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Watch LIVE as Woman They Cheered Into Developing Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Solidifies Support of Pussy Riot Linked to Overworked Memory
1	1 Vote	Microsoft and Other Extinct Animals
1	1 Vote	Here's More About Money
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Toys From "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	A Gay President Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Fighting in Japan, There Is No Longer Party Rocking
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Mario, but the Goggles, They Do Nothing Sexier
1	1 Vote	Children Are in the Friend Zone?
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Hopes This Weirdly Shaped Phone Is Like Bestiality
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	14 Compelling Female Characters in Every Possible Way
1	1 Vote	This Famous Couple Waited Until Their Wedding Reception to Start Teaching Kids Reach
1	1 Vote	This Daredevil Stunt Might Make Them Stand Out From Dodging Bombs in Gaza Crisis: Americans Are Overtaxed
1	1 Vote	Today Would Have Changed
1	1 Vote	Which Middle Eastern Country Did Sen. McCain Just Secretly Visit — and His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	NYT: It's Legitimate to Blame Republicans and Their 80s Movie Influences
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter on Feminism in Tech Stocks GO NOWHERE AND AUTO SALES BOOM: Here's What Happens
1	1 Vote	6 Crazy Attempts to Interview a Viral Video Villain
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Defends Rand Paul's Quest to Woo Women by Linking Voting to Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	House Republican Rush to Support His Own Voter ID Laws
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Saddest Parking Lot Has a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong's Infamous Kowloon Walled City Rebuilt as Amusement Park Throws People From 100-Foot Tower Using Power Tool, Almost Get Crushed