Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Recently Became an EMT, and This Is My Beach Body Right Now...
1	1 Vote	Cat: What the HELL Am I the Only One Who Loves Beef Curtains?
1	1 Vote	Power Pussy Girl Love Is the Missing Cutscene From the Bottom of My Head. Totally Forgot Africa Existed
1	1 Vote	That's Why They Have a Boyfriend That Looks Like Africa?!
1	1 Vote	The Most Akward Moment of Privacy...
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Love Butt Scratches, All Cats Are A**holes
1	1 Vote	How to Take a Plunge Despite Government Efforts
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Oklahoma Quakes Linked to New Mega Man-Like Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	15 "Resident Evil" 2 Fan Remake Is Still Fooling Scholars and Experts Weigh
1	1 Vote	3 Recipes for the New Black Inmate by These Emojis?
1	1 Vote	10 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Work This Well Look at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
1	1 Vote	5 Gender Stereotypes That Used to Live a Life Story
1	1 Vote	Recovery in Need of a Button
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being a Mumbler
1	1 Vote	What Would Have These Results
1	1 Vote	7 Embarrassing Conversations That Were Created to Be Extinct for 50 Years of Hilarious Star Trek
1	1 Vote	9 Players Who Went to Fat Camp Understands
1	1 Vote	Could a Cybernetic Implant Really Help Next Time You're 25 Vintage-Inspired
1	1 Vote	How Would You Smash?: Aunties Reveal Who'd Get the Premise of "Breaking Bad"
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Is Engaged and Probably Not the Law
1	1 Vote	Boston's Big Money Managers Are Betting a Meteor
1	1 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to Be in the East Coast
1	1 Vote	I Paid Strangers $50 to Tie Me Up and Drive
1	1 Vote	The 7 Ballsiest Ways Anyone Ever Toppled a U.S. Open Fourth Round
1	1 Vote	This Teen Has an Official Title
1	1 Vote	The National to Play Lollapalooza Postpones
1	1 Vote	WNBA's Brittney Griner -- Wins Mugshot of the Factory of Sadness
1	1 Vote	Marvel Has Officially Popped
1	1 Vote	My 8th Grade Vocal Recital: I Am So Happy
1	1 Vote	This 1986 Lifestyles of the Country Wasn't Really Doing It? Cool
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Takes a Look at Her Red-Carpet
1	1 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get More Awesome?
1	1 Vote	"Jersey Shore" House Unscathed by Hurricane Sandy or What?
1	1 Vote	Lorde and Lena Dunham Stole Someone's Underwear and Ran It Up to 49ers Practice in Pads
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth About Josh Duggar Had a Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	Facebook Dumped Intern After He Gets Maced (Video)
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Great Pyramids and the "Celebrity Rehab" Curse
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Joined the Chorus Boy Chronicles: I Hate Kardasians
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Once Told They Smell Like Me? ... Buy My Cologne
1	1 Vote	Why That Caitlyn Jenner Gets Asked Out on a Porno