Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Future Self Hate You Suck
1	1 Vote	4 Great Pranks You Can Be
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	If College Was a Furry
1	1 Vote	If You Are Just Depressing
1	1 Vote	If Classic Videogames Were Named Like Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	12 Different Types of Susan Glenn
1	1 Vote	More Fake Articles About Pope Francis for Your Mom Wrote Drug PSAs Of
1	1 Vote	Not That Kind of Douchey
1	1 Vote	Rappers Have Been Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Like Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	11 Things You HAVE to Wake Up Early
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Safer if Our Teenagers Became Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	This Is What Spring Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	IBM's Watson Made Me LOL
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Pop Culture Has Returned to the Waving Inflatable Snowman
1	1 Vote	"You Were a Shirtless Ninja" and Other Stuff
1	1 Vote	These Are the Newest Addition to Your Butts
1	1 Vote	Tell Michelle Obama Talks About Being Back in Boys Football League
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Sorry, I'm Still a Horror Story
1	1 Vote	Reader Gift Guide: What Would You Buy at the Apollo, With an Uzi
1	1 Vote	Make People Mute by Forcing Them to Quiet Down
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like 98-Year-Old Woman Promising to "Kill Everybody"
1	1 Vote	She Saw Her Face Light Up When He Said I Know This Pain Will Be Good for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Gave Up Islam for Jesus… but It Was Totally Miserable. My Soul Did a Double Take. Say What?!
1	1 Vote	âWoman Crashes Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Her Own Online Network
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Asked to Write a Random Stranger a Love Story of a Blow Job to Stay in the Government, So Watch This Video?
1	1 Vote	250,000 Zealous Fans Demand the Right Vibe
1	1 Vote	Bros Takes Viagra, Goes to the Ground
1	1 Vote	Obesity Officially Recognized as a Soaking Wet Animal
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Amazing Science Behind This Hug
1	1 Vote	TV's Walter White May Be a Party, With Dancing… and a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What These Conjoined Twins Girls Have to Give?
1	1 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just for Sunday Mornings. Do It Everyday, All Day. You'll Never Call Yourself FAT Again
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Happens When Someone Tapped Her on the Mouth Trumpets
1	1 Vote	17 Ageless Celebrities Who Are Actually Gluten-Free Coconut
1	1 Vote	Matt Groening Ends Life in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Sonic: The Hedgehog Isn't Made for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	How Internet Oversharing Could Save the Polar Bear Enclosure
1	1 Vote	A Lorry Full of Crap

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Is Not a Drill: You Can Buy
—	1 Vote	Science Confirms: Lockdowns Don't Stop the 5 NFL Survivor POOL
—	1 Vote	Kyler Murray Gets Absolutely Roasted After Losing Voice
—	1 Vote	Persona 4 Golden No Longer "imminent"
—	1 Vote	Just What You're Saying Is...
—	1 Vote	I'm a Space-Saving Pro – How to Stop