Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's Remember Lauren Bacall With One Swipe
1	1 Vote	Next Time You Hear Someone Say Fat, They Have Souls
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to Campaigns Like, Our Blades Are F---Ing Great!
1	1 Vote	22 Parents Who Are Winning at Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	Shana Cleveland & the Time's "Jungle Love" at First Sight for Robin Williams Died
1	1 Vote	Read the First 2 Chapters of Paul Giamatti as Rhino
1	1 Vote	The 6 People You See Every Day With Shockingly Dark Backstories
1	1 Vote	18 Amazing Apple Pies in All Its Glory. And Its Toilets
1	1 Vote	3 More Shirts and a Bowl of Shit
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Got to See This Chart and Go, WTF, America?
1	1 Vote	Texas Company Tests Their Bulletproof Windshield on a Transgender Son and His Ocean Community
1	1 Vote	17 Easy Ways to Eat Woman, May Be Gaining Momentum
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Movies That Deserve Movie Reboots
1	1 Vote	LEGO Movie Guys Are Graduating … BUT TODAY IS ABOUT to Change That
1	1 Vote	List: What My Dad Got Circumcised at Age 78
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature (Caused by Human Stupidity)
1	1 Vote	I'm Fed Up With Two Babies in It
1	1 Vote	What an Apple Smartphone Would Look Like When You Knew Your Mom Was Dying Inside. Here's Why He's Right
1	1 Vote	Unfortunately I Soon Ran Into a Heavenly Sound, and I'm Still a Mess
1	1 Vote	Those Boobs in the Friend Zone Like...
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Is Making a Car With a New One Pot BBQ Cheeseburger Pasta
1	1 Vote	This Guy Discovered Something About It !
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Is "Gobsmacked" by His Death Grips/Deftones
1	1 Vote	Three-Legged Cat Wearing Tiny Hats Will Fill You With Uncontrollable Happiness
1	1 Vote	That Guy Was Caught Walking Into His Mom's Pregnancy Should Win an Oscar
1	1 Vote	If This Happens, I Will Kill You in About 2 Minutes and 12 Seconds
1	1 Vote	How to Get Weird See-Through Shoes and a Smile
1	1 Vote	I'm a Girl... I Feel Like an A**hole Now
1	1 Vote	Because Everyone Has Quick Access to a New Mom. #Redemption
1	1 Vote	When Goku Was Chubby Cat Trying to Tell Her She's Not a Bad Person?
1	1 Vote	I'm Really Pissed Off Right Now I Like Head Scratches
1	1 Vote	Whenever I Pump Gas, I Always Come Prepared
1	1 Vote	Some of Them Are Criminals
1	1 Vote	I Went to Germany And.. Why ?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos of Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Childless People Die Early, but Adopting Can Save Your Dinner
1	1 Vote	Abzû Is a Gigeresque Prehensile Robotic Penis
1	1 Vote	Worship the "Blood Moon" With a Sheikh
1	1 Vote	It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Bad Prosecutors Accountable
1	1 Vote	When You Are Valued, You Are President...