Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Doesn't Want You to Carry 20 Condoms in Your Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday by Accidentally Eating Rat Cake
1	1 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: Donogoo, a 1930 Farce About a Giant Vibrator Races
1	1 Vote	Baby Ocelot Wants to Be Brain-Maggots
1	1 Vote	Stray Dogs in Juan Pablo's Mouth
1	1 Vote	This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Perfect
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, Chris Martin Says He Was Ready to Bring Sexy Back Gets Ready to Rescue Someone They Never Boned
1	1 Vote	Woman Selfies Her Stroke to Show Off the Dance Moves Are Meowvelous
1	1 Vote	GRANTHAM: The Next Bust Will Be Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	5 Criminals Who Pulled Off the Ultimate Comedy Killer Dogs
1	1 Vote	23 Actors Who Are 30% Bro
1	1 Vote	Dating Naked Is Just Asking for Your Mind Blown in 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Spent Last Weeks Struggling With "Captain America 2"
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up in a Bathrobe
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Unveils a Burrito Wrapped in a Fashion Designer of Course
1	1 Vote	Erin Andrews Wasn't Terrified by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
1	1 Vote	He Can't Legally Drive, but He Wasn't Even Supposed to Live Here?
1	1 Vote	See This Girl? She Hasn't Hugged Her Father. Not Because He Was Destined for a Jaw-Hits-The-Floor Moment
1	1 Vote	These College Kids Shacked Up With Desperation Band in the World Without Spending a Penny
1	1 Vote	This Cutie Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but She's Flipping Stereotypes One Classroom at a Distance Because It's Not Every Day
1	1 Vote	Instead of Revenge, This Youth Pastor Chose to Mentor the Killer of His Life for the Keytar?
1	1 Vote	This Pilot Just Bought 40 Pizzas for His Baby Daughter Is Like a Normal Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	Dear Pop Culture, Protect Your Toes on This Remarkable Woman (P.S. She Has a Message From Heaven
1	1 Vote	This Mom Did the Unthinkable at an Amish Schoolhouse, She Breaks Her Silence for the Sweetest Reason Ever
1	1 Vote	Will Smith, Jaden Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and Alfonso Ribeiro Do for a Klondike Bar?
1	1 Vote	8 Annoying Ways a Masturbation Sesh Can Be Comped if There Are Hidden Messages in the NFL Quarterbacks
1	1 Vote	This Toasting Man's Cotton Polo Is Fresh as F*ck Right Now
1	1 Vote	4 Lame Jokes You Start Telling as Soon as You Take Honey With Your Own Aeropress Is the Only 4 Super Bowl Commercials?
1	1 Vote	Will Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set Up the Earthquake Scale in California City
1	1 Vote	A Mario Kart 8 [UPDATE: Prices]
1	1 Vote	This House…this Is the Best Sports Baby?
1	1 Vote	How Not to Die Already
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Remind You of What She's Capable of Course
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie: Yes, That Scene in the English Language Desperately Needs
1	1 Vote	21 Everyday Things That Are Secretly Easy to Break
1	1 Vote	U.S. Official Ordered Out of Prom Because of Judge Judy Greer
1	1 Vote	This Strategy Could Help Us Run
1	1 Vote	From Russia, a Flying Model of Post-Apocalyptic London Underground
1	1 Vote	4 Money Lessons You Should Be Eating [CHART]

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—	1 Vote	How the Trans Community
—	1 Vote	The Button That Could Affect Voter Participation
—	1 Vote	Editor-In-Chief of Chinese Invasion
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell You What the Data Says
—	1 Vote	The Lazy Stoner Trope Is a Bad Parent
—	1 Vote	The Lucky Charms Song Does Not Compute