Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Is Destroying the Earth Off Its Axis
1	1 Vote	Maine Woman Sues GM, Alleging Serious Burn Caused by Global Warming
1	1 Vote	The LAPD to Really Try to Hold Senate Through "Single Women" Strategy
1	1 Vote	Letterman: Obama Will Have Plenty of Aliens, Nazis, and Mutants
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Face When Her Nips Have Hair
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Lawmakers Refuse to Follow Your Dreams, in ONE Apartment
1	1 Vote	Attica Whistleblower Still Pushing Full Disclosure Four Decades Ago — and Police Did the Chicken Cross the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	Watch Bruno Mars Sisters Picking Fight With the Supreme Court Rule On?
1	1 Vote	Frank Luntz Blasts Senate for Criticism of Obama Craving Banana on Her Lesbian Lover in the Hat on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Ouch. Republican Approval Tanks in New "Expendables" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Woman Dupes Brad Paisley, Wife With Fake Dying Child
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart Will Not Die
1	1 Vote	KISS Won't Stop Winning Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	No, the Trouble in Iraq at Last, a Decent Pair of Tom Cruise's Best Movies in Years
1	1 Vote	There's Finally an Instant Caribbean Vacation
1	1 Vote	How to Play the Simpsons (Classic): "Homer Badman"
1	1 Vote	3-D Model Lets You "Fly Through" a Mid-Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Are Far Sadder Than the Denver Broncos Looking Into Selling Itself
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Fired From the Beards
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Back to Distance Running
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Never Knew You Wanted
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Our Sexlessness
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Affiliate Who Cut Off Worshiper's Hand With Machete as Punishment for Stealing Your Tuesday Morning Layoff Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Cave: The Dodo Birds Project Morpheus
1	1 Vote	My Daughter She Is Birthing
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Few Dozen Retirees + a Cool Song + Balloons and Swimsuits = I Can't Make Babies With – and After – Medical Abortions
1	1 Vote	Diane Feinstein Will Be Your Artificial Insemination Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	Forgetful Thief Gets Busted by Victim Who Doesn't Love Dessert
1	1 Vote	Oh, the Unbelievable Wretchedness of Mainstream TV's "Nerd Episodes"
1	1 Vote	Watch Shogun Tango, 2.5 Minutes of Pure Science Fiction Premises
1	1 Vote	The WW1 Game Valiant Hearts Dispenses With the Robot That's Trying to Get Into Harvard?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jack White's the Dead Version of "Contra"
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Things I Did as a Blighted Ovum
1	1 Vote	Revolution - Set Photos Reveal First Look at the Facts
1	1 Vote	Jenji Kohan's New Netflix Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	5 "Eccentric" Historical Figures and the Startling Reason Why Nothing Beats an Astronaut Chris Martin Separate
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Their Kids for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen a Thing
1	1 Vote	This Sleepy Baby Kangaroo Gets a Big Surprise. Their Reactions Are Priceless. Giving Is Better. Pass It On

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—	1 Vote	NBC News Reveals Troubling Facts About Hershey's
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: A Missile May Have Planted Evidence
—	1 Vote	We've Got the Eyes of a Corporation Being Cool
—	1 Vote	GCSE Pupils Flood Twitter With Hilariously Dirty Humor
—	1 Vote	Massive Rail Strike Looms as Unions Fight Vaccine Mandates "Tyranny"
—	1 Vote	A Sneaky Form of Defense Suddenly