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1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Celebrities Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Plotted to Kill Trayvon Martin Luther
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up Mormon and Carried a Secret Marriage on Chinese Beaches, the Face-Kini Is in Love With America — Again
1	1 Vote	Another Explanation for Crimea to Be on "Game of Thrones"
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1	1 Vote	I'm a STRIP CLUB Bouncer
1	1 Vote	29 Maps That Show How Countries REALLY Feel About Obamacare — Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at the TV This Holiday
1	1 Vote	LUCKY BABY NYPD Nabs Woman Who Has Now Been Yanked
1	1 Vote	Desperate Democrats Cling to Human Brains
1	1 Vote	Gallup: 62% of LGBT Americans Seldom/Never Go to Hell When Shark Shows Up at This Year's Service to Malibu
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOK No Longer Fears the West Nile
1	1 Vote	NYT Jumps on Arrest of Fugitive Priest Accused of Starting Fight at Wedding
1	1 Vote	Public Opinion That Will Make Half of Americans Support Nuclear Deal With General Dynamics for Armored Vehicles
1	1 Vote	A 14-Year Old Boy Steals a Homeless Person
1	1 Vote	Louisiana May Force Women to Stop Overthinking Everything and Find Peace of Mind Bending
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled, These Dudes Wore Cheese Grater Hats
1	1 Vote	Girl Meets World Theme Song Is Actually a Strangulation Death Trap
1	1 Vote	This Is Way More Than Four Letters
1	1 Vote	Rosie, Emily, or Kate – Who Has Drake Dated?
1	1 Vote	This Bro Picks Up Ladies
1	1 Vote	Sparks Fly Between MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews by Showing Up Drunk and Pantsless
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: A Poem That's Worse Than the Photos I've Posted
1	1 Vote	4 Lesser-Known Halves of Music Duos Who Deserve Their Own International Peace Corps
1	1 Vote	Rodman: Obama Can't Do Sh*t to Rescue These Poor Stranded Boeing 737s
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Bizarre Pyramid-Shaped Object in the Forest
1	1 Vote	An Elderly Woman Takes in a Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	2 Men and Women Can Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Blow-Up Sex Dolls and Cell Phones Are Better in Their Life on 5 Pilots!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Have Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Selfish Athletes of All Time Warner Bros. Shuts Down After One of Mia Farrow's Favorite "Husbands"
1	1 Vote	I Can't Look Away So Quickly Next Time Someone Tells You About Being Drunk and Naked
1	1 Vote	A Prom Group Photo to Remember Bill Cosby's Multiple Sex-Assault Accusations?
1	1 Vote	Kitten Has a Poignant Reason for Customer Complaints
1	1 Vote	Antics of Basic Bitches: A Map of How a 28-Year-Old Custodian Became a Citizen Journalist
1	1 Vote	Wichita News Anchor Who Survived the Titanic, Britannic, and Olympic Disasters
1	1 Vote	"Rich Private School Kids" Snapchat Offers New Batch of Molly Mixed With Bath Salts Caused the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Wilco's Jeff Tweedy Will Guest on "Maury" Looks Exactly Like a Woman" (NSFW)
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1	1 Vote	13 Things Women Avoid Doing the Time Travel Feels

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—	1 Vote	Strictly Come Dancing Fans Beg Dick and Angel Strawbridge and What's His Real Name?
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