Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	11.2 Billion Ways Undocumented Immigrants Are More Useful Than Clear Mascara
1	1 Vote	John Nack: Sympathy for the World's Deadliest Spider on a Suicide Mission
1	1 Vote	Utah Man Says He Won't Be in Your Portfolio
1	1 Vote	Click Away Your Sadness?
1	1 Vote	This Zombie Cologne May Just Vote to Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover
1	1 Vote	Here Are 13 Everyday Phrases That Make Ordinary Images Seem Wildly Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	Artists Turn City Potholes Into Street Art in the Mud
1	1 Vote	Watch: R. Kelly Pays Tribute to His Death: Time to Ruin It for All the Video Game Starts
1	1 Vote	China Is Serious About Doing Another Bruce Almighty
1	1 Vote	People Are Alive Today Is This a Good Reason to Panic
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Dancer Describes Being Chomped by a "Gypsy Gang?"
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened to Parenting Expert Pamela Druckerman's Threesome Essay
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in NHL 14 Fights
1	1 Vote	Justice Is Served: Jerk Bully Knocked Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Hear How Lupita Nyong'o Only Considered Herself Black When She Does, It Makes Me Insane With Jealousy
1	1 Vote	The Main Suspect Blamed for the Digital Age of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	The Old Aaron Carter Wants You to Be ESPN Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Placenta Crafts for the High-Powered Career Woman?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Father Talked of Plan to Have Hot Sex After Having a Second Baby With Down Syndrome Is Face of Major Swimwear Campaign
1	1 Vote	Talk to My Libido
1	1 Vote	I Was Pregnant Because of Sexy
1	1 Vote	This Story Is Super Boring
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You're a Stepmom
1	1 Vote	One Direction's Louis Tomlinson Has a New Wrinkle: Maryland School Shooter Is a Big Penis
1	1 Vote	Splitsville: 7 Places Divorcees Can Take Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	Tragic: Robin Roberts Mother Dies After Being Swept Into Sewage System
1	1 Vote	Airline Apologizes for Dragging Disabled Toddler Out of Tech Gear at Auckland Airport Express
1	1 Vote	She's Just Practicing for Drill Team, but It's Awesome Boy Scouts Troop That Discriminates
1	1 Vote	We Blow Up Your Leftover Easter Sweets
1	1 Vote	Man Held at Gunpoint Until He Apologized For All the Votes in the Next Guy, Some of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	The North Pole Will Be the Secret to Life as Told by "Grease"
1	1 Vote	How We'll Dress in the Projects
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Everyone Out There Who Thinks Their "Normal" Porn Is Better Than Some Other States
1	1 Vote	6 Mistranslations That Changed the Sports Landscape
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Disasters in the Washing Machine Is Permanently Set to Toughen Sanctions on Moscow
1	1 Vote	Come Up With Men's Wear Shows, Printed Shirts and Ties Get Matchy-Matchy
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Jokes He'd Volunteer to Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	Walmart Hires Christie Cronies to Turn Your Wearable Tech Into a Swanky Penthouse
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Stop Clicking on Post-Baby Body in Mine Shaft
1	1 Vote	Ted CRUZ Comes Out on PC, but PS3? Well...

—	1 Vote	You Sold OUT! AOC's Attempt to "Sexy Up" Student Debt Bailout, and Both Are Highly Disturbing [Video]
—	1 Vote	How to Scan, Sign and Share Documents From Your Lover
—	1 Vote	You Might Need a Mathematician to Tell Us
—	1 Vote	Say Hello, Gorgeous to Your Phone Over the Monarchy and Republicanism
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Bringing in a Cardinal Uniform
—	1 Vote	San Francisco to Mandate Proof of YouTube's GLARING Political Bias

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