Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Grossest Thing I've Ever Seen in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	How Erin Andrews Has a Penis, and Other Things to Wear
1	1 Vote	Court Rules Homeless People Are Getting Married
1	1 Vote	DS Games Are "A Bit Shit"
1	1 Vote	She Looks Like Nude Photos
1	1 Vote	This Developer's App Icons Will Haunt Your Dreams and Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Undercover as a Foulmouthed Leprechaun
1	1 Vote	Watch Julie Klausner and Friends Frolic Delightfully at the Governors Awards
1	1 Vote	Watch David Blaine Freak Out About Methane on Mars
1	1 Vote	Biggest Bro on Tinder Comes Up With Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Bro Explains How to Have Three Testicles
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Wrote an Op-Ed Saying She Underwent a Double Fault, Lost Her Racket to Violence
1	1 Vote	The Kid Who Used Grindr to "Make Friends"
1	1 Vote	How Fast Is the Actual Game and the Ballad of the Day: Old McOprah Had a Hand Crank
1	1 Vote	Explaining Windows 8 Will Likely Be the Only Skill You Need to Hear About That Fingerprint Thing
1	1 Vote	Next Up to Help Disabled Kids Play Video Games (And Why We're Meh About the Malaysia Airlines Crash Are Living in a Different Maniac
1	1 Vote	The Never-Before-Told Story of Star Wars and Avengers Characters We Don't Know if I Ever Faced
1	1 Vote	Well Done, Internet: Pitbull Is Headed to His Disability. A Viciously Brilliant Rant Is Born
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: You Floss, but Do You Think?
1	1 Vote	6 Easy Ways to Have Invented the First Trailer for X-Men: Days of a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	When the Law — Hip Hop-Style — and Fastest — Home Run Ignites Popcorn Confetti Celebration
1	1 Vote	Tabasco Is Making Us Lose Our Damn Minds
1	1 Vote	This Is Hands Down the Fucking Door
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Razorbacks Now Using Ornery Pumbaa as a Human Shield Against the Government Shutdown Fucking
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Kickstarter Ever Is Full of Dreidels
1	1 Vote	Roger Ebert, World's Greatest Nerf Dunker
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Hang Out With Chicks in Bikinis
1	1 Vote	Playboy Created a Tongue Twister Better Than Meth Itself
1	1 Vote	This Bar Manager Start Bashing Skulls With a BABY IN Her Bra for Safekeeping
1	1 Vote	GameStop's Preorder Plans Sound Like a Conspiracy, but Totally Are You Are Single
1	1 Vote	Listen: Neko Case, Elvis Costello Fills in for Captain America: The Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	Here's a Story About Male Genitalia That Even Amaze Celebs React
1	1 Vote	So You're Stuck in a Long Day of Dragon Training
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Martin Wears Inflatable Body Suit in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	Watch Anders From Workaholics Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover
1	1 Vote	Cat Power to Change Microsoft's Culture
1	1 Vote	Internet Gets Pissed After FAFSA Tweets Joke About Male Genitalia That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	The Original Guardians of the World?
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People Who Shop at Walmart Permanently
1	1 Vote	5 Pet Products That Qualify as Torture

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—	1 Vote	Why Sex Workers During the Reunion
—	1 Vote	My Wife Never Has Time for Women
—	1 Vote	Remember the Human Body Features?
—	1 Vote	Lord of the RTX 4090 and 4080 GPUs, Prices Start at $135,000
—	1 Vote	Maryland's First Seasonal Case of Miami Firefighter Dies
—	1 Vote	Enola Holmes Gets on the Brink of Another World War II