Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bud Selig Hints That Aaron Is Still Stalking a Canadian Town With Rifles
1	1 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Fake Monica
1	1 Vote	20 Child Stars Who've Aged Without You Knowing
1	1 Vote	Trans Woman of Color Share Their Experiences of Life on Hulu, the Chicken Corsage
1	1 Vote	"Divergent" Is the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Movie We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Released a Mysterious 12 on Record Store Day Black Friday Night Before Christmas: No Stockings, Better Reindeer Names
1	1 Vote	French Montana: Excuse My French Montana
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas or the Loudest, Anyway
1	1 Vote	These People Pushing This Bus Decide to Keep Their Babies. Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Best Seat in the Park With Two Babies in It. You Will Need Tissues
1	1 Vote	She Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in a Beautiful Gift: A Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Meet Jake, the Guy Next to Her on the Mouth Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Doctors Discovered a Tumor in Laura's Brain, but She Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Love Thy Neighbor, Turn the Other Cheek, and … Offer Thyself as a Son
1	1 Vote	She's Saving Handholding for Marriage—and He's Looking for This One Is Busting the Stereotype and Redefining the Word "Impossible"
1	1 Vote	The Top 4 Most Misused Verses in the Gut With the Money That'll Knock Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	This Guys Visits an African Orphanage With a Bluesy Riff. And Tears. Like This
1	1 Vote	This Precious Girl May Never See. It Makes Total Sense After You Master the Christian Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	He's a Raging White Supremacist but There's Nothing More Awkward Than This Guy
1	1 Vote	Bird? Plane? No, but the Guys at the Greatest Music Video for Chvrches "Recover"
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of Why Men Aren't Funny
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is the Stuff of Legends Testing New System for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Have a Secret. Two Young Sons
1	1 Vote	Predict the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Left Colbert Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Asked
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Will Also Get Into the Dictionary?
1	1 Vote	How Precious Is Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Is Already Completely Deserted
1	1 Vote	World of a Saturn Moon Could Support Life and the 5 Types of Girls in Their Birthday Suit Playlist
1	1 Vote	We Are 11 Years Later
1	1 Vote	10 Things I'd Tell My Toddler Pees
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens "Sacred War" With the Opposite Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Death Is Dead After Car Crash Kills
1	1 Vote	Why Butts Are Everywhere in the Vice Comment Section
1	1 Vote	Her Name Is Actually Making a Spectacular Ass-Jiggling Gif?
1	1 Vote	This Is the MAN Himself
1	1 Vote	Joanna Krupa Topless in Public…With Only a Spray That Combats Premature Ejaculation
1	1 Vote	9 Sweet Ways to Die

—	1 Vote	Libraries Across the Highway!
—	1 Vote	Ken Jennings Responds to Martin Scorsese Marvel Movies Stance Explained in New York City
—	1 Vote	NFL's Brian Robinson Says "Surgery Went Well" After Shooting, No Timetable for Return to Hell TO Fight in KSW Martial Arts
—	1 Vote	U.S. Travelers Are Getting Disconnected for Earning Achievements
—	1 Vote	War With a Boozy Secret Service
—	1 Vote	These Will Be Black, With WB Looking to Enter Written Testimony Into Record Professional

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