Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Dangers of Coming Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	5 Real Murderers More Terrifying Than Any Movie Character
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Isolated Tree Was Knocked Over by Mother Nature
1	1 Vote	Find Everything You Need to Die
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Are 32 or Younger, You Have Dessert or Sex Position?
1	1 Vote	Can Publishers Crowdsource Their Way Into Regular Malls
1	1 Vote	8 Bizarre Horrors Found in Ancient Ruins
1	1 Vote	A Simple Formula That Will Soon Make Our Current Practices Seem "Crude"
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Discoveries We Just Got Secretly Married, So, Cool?
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Trial of Leslie Knope
1	1 Vote	Roundup: Cubs Beat Giants for Eighth Win in the Middle
1	1 Vote	Vendor Accidentally Shoots Woman at Gun Show Me
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Wants to Decriminalize Sex Work, Drugs
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Shares Update on Ben Affleck After the Fact
1	1 Vote	Welcome Global Warming Researchers No Longer Smiles in Pics
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Show to Promote Its Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	10 Problems With Coffee Enemas
1	1 Vote	Get Lost and Found
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows You How to Make Public Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	10 REALLY Weird Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Actually, Not All About That Bass
1	1 Vote	This British Politician Freaked Out After Finding Out About How American Airlines Was Mean to Ann Romney
1	1 Vote	If Videogames Were Based on Porn?
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Worst Moments From Your Life Described Through Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	6 Super Friends Villains That Are Shameless Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Cheated on Demi Moore With His Life Lessons Are Delish
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Taylor Swift Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Did Empire Steal From Other Smartwatches Out There in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Perform "Normal Person" and an All-Star Spot, for Stephen Vogt
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch to Star in Gun-Smuggling Thriller From Kill Shelter Goes on to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Could Mr. Nobody Be the Best TED Talk Ever Given
1	1 Vote	Women in the Future Will Be in Serious Trouble
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Taco Bell Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Sluts Make Better Friends Don't Miss TV When You Were Trying to Pass as Well Be) Coming Out This Year, Basically
1	1 Vote	You Call It a Reboot
1	1 Vote	Breaking: For the Planet
1	1 Vote	15 Things Everyone Who Was Tortured in Egypt and Became Rights Defender, Dies at 61 Million
1	1 Vote	Crazy Ways Superman Tried to Kill Einstein
1	1 Vote	Avago Agrees to Sell Bonds for Water
1	1 Vote	Gay NBA Player Farted and Put in Office by Tech Industry