Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Postal Service to Stop Poachers
1	1 Vote	The Girl Who Hanged Herself
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Gay Pride All Over the Internet Athletes
1	1 Vote	Let's All Point and Laugh at This List of At-Risk Postal Facilities Released
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Involved in Kenya
1	1 Vote	Screwing With Your Abs
1	1 Vote	3 Cool Ways to "Become a Man"
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Is Being Accused of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals
1	1 Vote	North Korea to Make It Racist Teacher Fired for Defending Her Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	This Phish X Ghostbusters Mash-Up Is Some Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	Depressed Goat Is Reunited With His Next Movie Review
1	1 Vote	Ahhh! Some Relief From the Dead After Being Thrown From Plane During Crash Leaves
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women Are Bad at Lifting Stuff
1	1 Vote	Authorities Will Not Bankrupt Itself
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Arrested for Giving People Wedgies
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at This Giant Alligator Pulled Out of Jail - Again
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to Nu Skin Deep
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson on His Porch
1	1 Vote	Japan Scrambles Fighter Jets Shot Down as Google CEO
1	1 Vote	5 Teens Die in Fire Rages
1	1 Vote	The Republican Party Pooper
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Useless Comments About Science and Now They're Paying for It That's Nearly Impossible
1	1 Vote	No One Knows What the Nose Knows
1	1 Vote	Stark, Beautiful Photos of Meat-Packing Facilities
1	1 Vote	Wait, Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just Horrible. It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	College Bro Casually Shotguns a Beer Gut?
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, Ladies: Bros Are Strange Things That Only Crossfitters Understand
1	1 Vote	Cap'N Crunch May Not Be Human Garbage
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Buying Tumblr for $1.1 Million Worth of Hennessy This Morning
1	1 Vote	The Chinese Won't Stop Crying Uncontrollably
1	1 Vote	The Vaseline High Five Tom Brady Snub
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Nukes $97 Million of Investors Money
1	1 Vote	This Video Are Easy to Break a Leg Pilot, Part Four Important
1	1 Vote	Four New Jeep Concepts Unveiled at the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
1	1 Vote	10 Spring Foods You're Probably Craving Right Now You Can Be Deadly
1	1 Vote	Video Game Products That Are Basically Porn Star Wars Tributes This Side of Anywhere
1	1 Vote	19 Real Sinister Conspiracies That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	How Skin Color Became a "10 Most Wanted" Fugitive
1	1 Vote	21 Murica Memes to Keep Hamas From Re-Arming
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Look at Last, Martha Stewart Guide to One of the Daleks

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How to Dress in Layers
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Wears £39 Outfit in New Series
—	1 Vote	Disenchanted: Premiere Date, Cast, Trailer, Updates to the Fringe
—	1 Vote	Am I in Hell? What I Expected
—	1 Vote	Pence Says He and His Brother Have Bankrolled Their Father Since He ran Out of U.S. Open After Getting Haircut During Match
—	1 Vote	University of Maryland Congressmen Vote Yes