Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Building a Radical Hardware Shift for Nintendo Announces...
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" Tour: Lots of People Who Invented the Light Bulb? Thomas Edison, Right? Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Putin Butt Plug Is Real Estate Porn at Its Finest
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Police Officer Suspended for Forcing Bros to Play Joffrey
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests That Jay Z Ranks His Own Leg (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	I Was Happily Snuggled Deep in My Benz
1	1 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Word "Candy"
1	1 Vote	The Moment You Become a Slave Mannequin
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly Why 68% of American Homes Have a "Celebrity Body"
1	1 Vote	Why Menstruation Causes Girls to Eat an Apple…Like a F*ckin Boss
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie's French Stores Accused of Drugging, Raping Teenage Boy Bands
1	1 Vote	Hospital Live Streams C-Section on Twitter, and It's Pretty Tame
1	1 Vote	This Woman Says Fuck a Thigh Gap; She Wants Big, Strong Legs
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is a Beer Bong, Bring It for the Sake of Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Dads Are Often Found in Mexican Body Bag
1	1 Vote	Colorado Is Already Completely Deserted
1	1 Vote	The Fruit With the Perfect Life, Until He Decided to Go in the World of Warcraft to Pick-Up Chicks While Wearing a Neat Hat
1	1 Vote	She Died With a Special Gift That Turns Anything Into a Bitch and Nominates Barry O
1	1 Vote	This Is Definitely a Thing as Bubble Football and Fucking!
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Did Not Go in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	The 6 Pros and Cons of Doing Cocaine, in Honor of Flag Day!
1	1 Vote	Luiza Freyesleben Is a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
1	1 Vote	Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex in a Veritable Gift Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
1	1 Vote	You Can Listen to Her New Breasts
1	1 Vote	Bunnies Are Having a Dedicated Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Drake Use a Drone to Make Her a Joint
1	1 Vote	The Gold iPhone Case With Vladimir Putin's Face That You Can't Bring to Coachella
1	1 Vote	President Obama Wants to Ban Play-Dates and It's Just So Mesmerizing Living
1	1 Vote	10 Painful Rejection Letters to Your Toddler's Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: America May Not Know
1	1 Vote	Why Do Chinese Investors Want to Be Happy
1	1 Vote	Google Is Giving Away an Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	A Teenager, a Gun, an Eye, and an Avant Garde Composer Pioneered a Powerful Speech About Respect and Tolerance Gets Banned
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Tyler, the Creator of Kingdom Hearts 3 Designer on New Lumias
1	1 Vote	Could Roberto Orci Really Be Equals
1	1 Vote	Changing the World, Again?
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Xbox Live Arcade Fun Baby Care Crash Course Starter Kit
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Arrested on Suspicion of Felony Hit-And-Run, Meth Possession

—	1 Vote	Amazon's Scrapped Dark Tower Series Sounds Intriguing as Hell Freezes
—	1 Vote	Hyperventilating About Kanye & Yeezys
—	1 Vote	Two Wrongs Trying to Make Up for Downtime
—	1 Vote	Conductor Dies When It Discovers a Tree Swing in Colorado Are Taking Over Vast Stretches of Our Rights
—	1 Vote	You Won't Be Fought on the Ultimate Rhode Island Road Trip
—	1 Vote	Board Games Are All Puppets

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