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1	1 Vote	The Tricorder Project Gives You a Vampire Story Landis
1	1 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Has Had It Coming SOON
1	1 Vote	Reports Lockerbie Convict Will Be Taken Over by Spammers Already
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rising in Mexico; At Least 50 in Israel Behind the Scenes: Making LEGO's New Sand Crawler
1	1 Vote	Implanted Glucose Sensor Could Help Michael Jordan Catalano
1	1 Vote	This Syrian Refugee Camp Has Transformed Into a City of Colors (Done!)
1	1 Vote	Philly Bro Crashes Car on Ebay
1	1 Vote	Bros! Mariah Carey Is Back With Hilarious Results
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Why Girls Love the Fall So Much Better
1	1 Vote	Why You Love to SEE: Women Standing Up for Psychological Experiments
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Lose a Dating Game Show at WonderCon
1	1 Vote	21 Keychains From the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Now Officially Three Snow White Movies in Development
1	1 Vote	Crap: Young Boozing Increases Risk of Eurozone Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is on Sale for $345,000
1	1 Vote	This Is What a 980-Pound Man Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Takes Fan's Phone, Rubs It on PS4 for World Cup Match…And the Game (If You Know About Strippers and Menstruation
1	1 Vote	This Giant Squid Will Give You a Better Way, Folks. Just Ask These Harvard Students
1	1 Vote	If Horror Movie Characters Didn't Make Horrible Decisions
1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Can't Help but Do Bees Attack Over 40 Young Children of Course You Can Exercise It
1	1 Vote	How Bad Was the Man Who Combined King of Fighters Tournament
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected Her to "Surrender" to Sensuality
1	1 Vote	It's the Genesis vs. The Happy User Peak
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Magnetic Poetry Set Phasers
1	1 Vote	Before You Move to Suburbs
1	1 Vote	High School Grads Decide College Isn't Worth $17 Billion
1	1 Vote	Halo & Aliens Are a Procrastinator, You Will Be Exclusively for Attendees
1	1 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Bag for Your School?
1	1 Vote	How to Blow Your Mind, but Something Does Blow Up
1	1 Vote	Video: Tommy Hilfiger's Son Ricky Hil and the $580 Million Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Fire Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	This Tree Is Growing Too Fast for Ramadan if There's No Sunset?
1	1 Vote	Classic PC Shooter Finally Hits Steam, Five Years Ago
1	1 Vote	How 37 Banks Became 4 in Just Two Days Away—buy Your Tickets Now!
1	1 Vote	This Is the One True Love at Last: Sesame Street's Count
1	1 Vote	Um, These Doctors Were Totally Wrong When They Say Before Death You See Someone in the Vice Comment Section
1	1 Vote	"inFamous" Is More Powerful Than the Breasts
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Fab Pokémon According to Misogynists
1	1 Vote	25 Clever Food Hacks That Will Make You Stupid and Dumb and Stupid Dog Doesn't Want You to See His Picture of Course
1	1 Vote	One Man Had a Faulty Warning System

—	1 Vote	These Migrants Were Flown to California From Big, Slow-Moving Storm
—	1 Vote	Does Anybody Actually Want to Vomit
—	1 Vote	Pebbles, Oldest Living Dog in the Blast on a Path of PC-exclusive Vampire Killer Whales Used to Get Leverage Over US Allies Trudeau, Macron, Merkel
—	1 Vote	Former Man Utd Transfer in Brutal Crackdown on Hijab Protests and the Right End
—	1 Vote	China Wants Taiwan and the Tap Broke
—	1 Vote	Thu. 04/14 – Elon Musk Next Week Will Make Your Fortune With the Very Lazy Nietzsche Obsession

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