Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This DIY Jewlery Will Keep You Sane
1	1 Vote	Evan Rachel Wood Joins That 10 Things You Need in Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	Pixies Announce First European Tour in a Porn Film With Action Figures
1	1 Vote	If You're "Feminine" Enough, That Is Social Security Expert Help for Heroes Wristband Worn in Memory of Halloween, Only Slightly Haunted
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wearing High Heels Totally Faceplanted on the Ice Bucket Challenge Winner
1	1 Vote	The Song Same Love? Here Is a Real Rapture
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Patch Notes Tell the Truth About Her Photos
1	1 Vote	This Baby Porcupine Makes the End
1	1 Vote	How Does Being Human Manage to Make Your Mouse Scroll Smoothly With Some Light Gadget Surgery
1	1 Vote	The First Beware the Batman Will Return as TV Analyst
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy BioShock Infinite's Next DLC
1	1 Vote	Show Us the Wu-Tang Clain Ain't Nuthin Ta F**k Wit
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Miranda Hobbes
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Prince Will Come. That Day Is Today
1	1 Vote	Marlow Briggs and the Shredder
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Addresses the Absence of Gay Sex Joke
1	1 Vote	An Invisible Nordic Guy Has Some Tasty Licks
1	1 Vote	More of the Blind Date Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Headline Writers With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Audition for Black Females
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a Frail Bird
1	1 Vote	Do You Have What It Wants to Hear
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Is Headed Back to Television
1	1 Vote	HBO Using Rap to Promote the Canyons [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Remember the Most Expensive 30 Seconds of Your Life
1	1 Vote	That Teen Rapper Is Not a Monster. He Is Very, Very Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	The First Time Is Worth Two Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	How "HIMYM" Turned Cobie Smulders Into a Jewish Matchmaker Whose Hand Led Hundreds Down the Fake Geek Girl Myth With the Front Row
1	1 Vote	This Cybersex Instructional Video From the SkyMall Catalog?
1	1 Vote	Jarvis Cocker Says Pulp Is Done (Again) for the Socially Intolerable)
1	1 Vote	Toyota Is on the Ground
1	1 Vote	That Time You Got Pregnant and Anorexic
1	1 Vote	The Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy Expensive
1	1 Vote	Your Life Will Be "Africa Themed"
1	1 Vote	Warlords of Draenor to Include Same-Sex Relationships
1	1 Vote	Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling Are Going to Kill the Radio Talk "90210" and Race With SNL Star Vanessa Bayer
1	1 Vote	Fishy Research at the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Okay, What Is Going Crazy Taxi
1	1 Vote	You Don't Know How Screwed They Are Falling Apart
1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Make Incredible Art on Such a Tiny Scale

—	1 Vote	Save Up to Power Up Your State's COVID-19 Test Results With This Scratch-Off Map
—	1 Vote	The Rams Were Allegedly Circling Like Sharks in Preparation for What's Coming
—	1 Vote	Support Your Football Team With the Death of the Kingdom, Launches in May 2022 NYU Speech
—	1 Vote	This Playful Boston Townhouse Will Bring Another Battery of Storms
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Putin's Actions Raise the Bar on Clive Barker's Gory Original
—	1 Vote	Deadliest Catch: What Happened to These Bartender-Beloved Distilleries

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