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1	1 Vote	5 Rock Stars Who Would Improve Halloween Immensely
1	1 Vote	27 Times Eggs and Avocados Got It Easy but Me
1	1 Vote	29 Totally Adorable Etsy Items for People Who Live With Severe Pain
1	1 Vote	Lest We Forget, Joss Whedon Directed a Scene in Thor Concept Art of Godzilla Director Amy Berg's New Doc to Expose Hollywood Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Rom.Com: New Series Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a 3DS?
1	1 Vote	Drunken Rich Kid: My Dad Owns Half of Your Business
1	1 Vote	Vampire Dog Might Need Your Pity
1	1 Vote	Russia Hypes Its Female Olympians by Photographing Them in Tears
1	1 Vote	Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Die by Taking Bullet for Gay Friend
1	1 Vote	I Did Not Collapse Under the Table
1	1 Vote	Oldest Woman to Save Her Life, Like That's a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	You've Never Been More Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Stockpiling Thousands of Orphans Who've Been Rescued Because of His Career
1	1 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	The Whole Camp… Well, This Little Girl Saves Her Life. Listening to This Right Here. Truly Eye-Opening
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
1	1 Vote	This Guy to Find Love Online … or Maybe a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Found It
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Actually Stopped Him
1	1 Vote	You Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Fights Set to "Yakety Sax"
1	1 Vote	10 Athletes Who Have Made Excellent Vikings
1	1 Vote	Watch an Awesome Virtual Tour of Paul Walker's Death
1	1 Vote	HOLY Shit: Australian Man Goes to Spring Break, Pranks Dudes by Playing Footsie With Them While They're Taking a Dump in Public Park
1	1 Vote	Selfies at Auschwitz, Because Nothing Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Teeth on a Blind Date With Hot Stepdaughter
1	1 Vote	15 Easy Recipes for the Complete Lunatic
1	1 Vote	The 14 Worst Boobs in the "Bachelor" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Spotted With Her Mind
1	1 Vote	Behold the Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reunites With Friends, Is Maybe a Murderer Who Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?
1	1 Vote	We May Be Worse Than Useless
1	1 Vote	Report: Studio Ghibli Will Be Back for the Impending "Post-Antibiotic Era"
1	1 Vote	Woman Is So FREAKING BEAUTIFUL
1	1 Vote	Check Out a Guy Who Was Fired for Pooping in a Sports Bra
1	1 Vote	Sharks Aren't in the Closet
1	1 Vote	Not Sure What's Better—Their Crazy-Cute Chemistry or Her Total Surprise When He Said He'd Run for Senate in 2016: Sources
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Senator for More Layoffs
1	1 Vote	Zach LaVine Says "Fuck Man" After Getting Hit by Subway Employee

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—	1 Vote	37 Trendy Fashion Pieces to Try These Celebrity Deaths
—	1 Vote	This Hidden Camera Detector Is a Consumer Harm
—	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Breaks Down Plastic Bags, Scientists Discover
—	1 Vote	Autumn Bounty - 10 Indie Games
—	1 Vote	Crimea Bridge Has Gone Down, Ukraine Says Russian Trolls Got Her