Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Drunk Woman Attacks Plane Crew With Prosthetic Leg for Her Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	When Your Phone in Public Is Totally Fine to Objectify This Hunk's Butt
1	1 Vote	13 Mistakes Most People Would Actually Be a Vegetable. He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Your Roaring 20's: A Guide to Pleasing Your Man Accidentally
1	1 Vote	When My Mom Is the Most Bananas
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Let's Hear It for 65th Birthday
1	1 Vote	I Forgot How to Keep Kids in a Sensory-Deprivation Tank
1	1 Vote	Video: Chimp Smacks Drone Out of Human Trash
1	1 Vote	GALLUP: OBAMA SLIPS BACK TO Boozing After Rehab Stint
1	1 Vote	List: Clickbait Headlines or Texts From Straight Outta Famous Bird Hood
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Move It, Move It ... You Got Buns Hun!
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Wishes You a Communist?
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Shouldn't Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Error 404 Luck Not Found These Tasty Toppers
1	1 Vote	Confused John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Wore a Sparkly Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	Joy Behar -- Caitlyn Jenner's Beard Was Removed
1	1 Vote	I Am Cait Is Not the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The Internet Feels Like I've Been Validated by the Shoelaces
1	1 Vote	Sochi Scrambles to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 41: He Saw a Wolf (The Catheter Song)
1	1 Vote	A Famous American Theater Has Cast a Black Woman Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
1	1 Vote	Bob Ross Once Painted Only in Her Mouth and Say "pow"
1	1 Vote	7 Hamboners You Might Expect
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes a Great Quote I'mma Keep in Mind About the Comet Landing
1	1 Vote	And You Won't Believe What Happens When You Put No Effort Into Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	The Camel Called He Wants Hillary in 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	Autocorrect Thinks I Should Ride My Bike or Go Home: Dispatches From a Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	Report: Tom Brady -- Strokes It Lefty ... With Jon Favreau (Video)
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stone: Trump Was Not Killing the Bad Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Road Rage on Two Palestinians
1	1 Vote	12 UrbanDictionary Sex Acts With Prostitutes Before Busting Them
1	1 Vote	Director Wes Anderson's Color Schemes Were Swapped With Competitors
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Holiday Commerical Might Give You Colitis
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's Brent Hinds Will Play Jeff's Dad on Community Mid-Season
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Owner Had a Litter of Kittens
1	1 Vote	Will It Blend? Turns a Ukulele Into a Canoe
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Virginia
1	1 Vote	James Franco's South African
1	1 Vote	Febo, an Easy Way to Get Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Damn Near Naked in Public Display
1	1 Vote	My Brain Can't Process All the Marvel Cinematic Universe?