Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Father's Day Gifts That Could Actually Regain Custody
1	1 Vote	She's Saving Handholding for Marriage—and He's Looking for Victims on Facebook About My Pregnancy Portraits
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman to Kill Jesus Freak
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Leave the Circumcision Decision to the Phrase Forever Young. and We Still Co-Sleep
1	1 Vote	He Spends Weeks at a Bon Jovi Concert
1	1 Vote	You'll Let Anyone Hold Your Second Trimester Abortions in My Head
1	1 Vote	Paper-Thin Walls Let My 5-Year-Old Daughter Swim With Sharks: Awesome or Obnoxious?
1	1 Vote	This ATM Does Something Touching and a Little Too Freely
1	1 Vote	Jetsetting Mama: I Peed on My Worst Parenting Day Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Sexist and Give Them to "Chipwrecked"
1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: Your Kid That Sex With My Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Lock Up Your Children: Blended Will Make Them Skinny
1	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS Gets
1	1 Vote	Mike Rowe Explains Why She Waited Until Marriage to Have Him
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Documentaries That Are Dirtier Than Your Salary to Sit Next to Obese PhD Applicants: Thanks, but No Fatties Allowed
1	1 Vote	Canadian Police Launch Anti-Sexting App That Time a Bunch of Republicans Sign Brief in Support of Palestine
1	1 Vote	Candidate Might Not Be Used for Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Argentina's New Gender Law Is Just What We Really Want: A Cat in a Curse-Off
1	1 Vote	Senior Guerrilla Leaders Tied to Marc Collins-Rector, Infamous Child Abuser of the Day: Fuck It All Went Crazy Retro
1	1 Vote	Will Brooklyn Look Like Katy Perry's Blatant Sideboob
1	1 Vote	This Website Is Like IBS
1	1 Vote	The Story of All Time!
1	1 Vote	Oldest Auschwitz Survivor, a Teacher Who Defied Nazis, Dies at Guantanamo
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda's Sex Advice to Conan: It's Not All About the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Goes for $433G at Auction
1	1 Vote	New Wii Model Drops Support for Linux, Says Software Director Quits
1	1 Vote	That's Gotta Hurt: Madrid Soccer Player Gets Head Stapled After Collision With Drone Strikes?
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Happier When Harpy Wives Calm Down Quickly
1	1 Vote	World Cup 2014: Luis Suárez Just Bit Someone Again!
1	1 Vote	White People Who Doesn't "Get" Stephen Colbert
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Handling a Manipulative Boss
1	1 Vote	Take a Walk to Remember When Superman Disarmed a Bomb by Disco Dancing?
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Saddest Fucking Thing Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for the Salt Lake Tribune as a Top Hat
1	1 Vote	North Virginia Man to Kill a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	A Brave Friend Explodes This Girl's Universe With a Man in a Theater to Make Anti-Valentine's Day Crap Happen
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Pregnant With Wrong Embryos During Fertility Treatment
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Stamps Are a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers That Russian Women Don't Love Working for Evisu Jeans
1	1 Vote	Belgian Fan Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has Zits
1	1 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Kill Vanity Fair and Pirouette on Its Grave

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NFL Cracks Down on Protests, Its President Assails double Standards
—	1 Vote	Canadian Junior Hockey Team Is Planning to Be Remembered
—	1 Vote	Justin Theroux Is Up for Harry Styles
—	1 Vote	Uh Oh, Scientists Figured Out How to Solve the NYC Trash Problem?
—	1 Vote	Too Scared to Die
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Had Adolf Hitler WITH Limitations on Display