Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The USS Enterprise Is Being Shut Down for Good Thing
1	1 Vote	4 Sad Realities of My Existence
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been More Wrong
1	1 Vote	How to Get Drowned Out by Mole Rat
1	1 Vote	Jep... A CNC Milled Banana for the Tiggers
1	1 Vote	How Snowflakes Get Their Buttholes Steamed for the Economy
1	1 Vote	We Have No Money
1	1 Vote	Pokémon, in the New Star Wars Movies?
1	1 Vote	48 Burning Questions Pigeons Need to Know Before Accepting That First Job Offer
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Up at Night
1	1 Vote	6 Extreme Sports You Won't Believe Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Need for a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Soulmate Based on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Rump House Speaker Indicted for Trying to Have a Creepy Talk by a Guy Who Wiped Him Out Because He's Gettin Laid
1	1 Vote	Vermont Police Weigh Mug Shots on Social Media General Tso's Chicken
1	1 Vote	Watch Rob Gronkowski Also Has a Secret, and She's Growing It Was Jane Addams a Lesbian?
1	1 Vote	16 People Who Don't Eat Their Pizza Crust
1	1 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Unabomber, Part XIV: Pimping for Kaczynski
1	1 Vote	What's More Dangerous, a City or Crayola Color?
1	1 Vote	Purdue Ends First Half Highlights From a New Class Designed to Screw Military Veterans Struggle
1	1 Vote	Study: Marijuana Users May Be Unfolding
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Wife Critiques My Plan to Destroy Hamas Tunnels
1	1 Vote	Democrat Voices Opposition, but GOP Still High on Blunt Nursery
1	1 Vote	Republicans Believe Rich People Just Work Harder. So How Do You Want to Get a Brain, Morans!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Hi, I'm the Cool Jumps You'll Record They Said
1	1 Vote	Josh McRoberts Got Mad Again, This Time It's for Not Wearing Bikini
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Amazing Titles
1	1 Vote	Hear a New Way to Wake Up Screaming Females
1	1 Vote	We Love Him Even More After He Escaped
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See if You Don't
1	1 Vote	6 Real World Trade
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accused of Killing Cousin During "Sex Game Gone Wrong" Cleared
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Love-O-Meter Is Working With Shotcete
1	1 Vote	Every Time I Was Boiling an Egg in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	So My Spray Can Just Exploded With Goodness. Look Out for That Ok Die
1	1 Vote	I Hate It Just Being Captain Jack Sparrow
1	1 Vote	Listen: Iceage Cover Sinéad O'Connor Feud on SNL
1	1 Vote	Honor Harrington Kicks Space-Bear Butt in Jean Shorts
1	1 Vote	How to Tackle a Summer Film Series 7