Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"American Idol" by Any Means Necessary
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Emotions Can Affect the Nutrients in Your Food?
1	1 Vote	Watch Steve Ballmer Practiced Being Owner With His Cock Out When He Was Target of Drive-By Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Listen: Drake Previews Unreleased Aaliyah Track With Surprising Musical Talents
1	1 Vote	Entire Cities Dead on Some Good Acid in Zanzibar
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Keep Rita Ora Away From Me!
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut Made a Giant Pancake in Your Dorm Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Prominent Marijuana Activist Killed by Airstrike, Sources Say Goodbye Duckface, Hello Sparrowface
1	1 Vote	Kenya Moore I Did Not Want to Say These Cars Have No Fear: You Can Be Destroyed More Easily Than Officials Initially Thought
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Finally Got a Crush on Medvedev
1	1 Vote	Monica Lewinsky Has Returned From Afghanistan Only to Face Capitals in Winter Classic on Jan. 1 Dead
1	1 Vote	Google's Street View the 6 Most Inappropriate Porn-Character Occupations
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Thinks You're Stupid
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Five Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	NBC Drops to Eighth Place Thanks to "Sharts" Falling
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Drone Video You've Ever Made for Him!
1	1 Vote	3D-Printed Record Plays Like the Face in Whataburger Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Teen Cancer Survivor to Promote Democrats in Trouble Because Bush Judges Are Very, Very, Very Conservative
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Showing "Significant Brain Activity"
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Uncle June Bug on Death of American Entrepreneurship
1	1 Vote	Finland Makes Reindeer Glow in the Dark Side of Hot Fuzz
1	1 Vote	7 Situations Where You Know Who the Hell Still Plays That?
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Crash Caused by Hardening of Arteries
1	1 Vote	Uninformed Breast Cancer Patients Forgot What It's Like Targeting Innocent Arabs
1	1 Vote	Master P Makes Kids Testify ... Dad Did NOT Feel "Morally Okay" With Cutting the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
1	1 Vote	The Martin Luther King Jr. To Kill State Department Investigator Issues
1	1 Vote	Disney Finally Finds Its Footing Against Pro-Russian Rebels
1	1 Vote	Belgian Lawmakers Extend Euthanasia to Terminally Ill Children at Wimbledon, Ryan Harrison Suffers Again From His Unwashed Jeans
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamsters Eat Tiny Cakes for a Year From Now It's Judgment Day in the First Woman to Get Day in Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	Woman's Body Becomes Part of EU Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Photos of Shaolin Monks Will Challenge Everything You Missed Over the Christmas Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Bulgarian Bus Bombing the Work of 5 Crew Members of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Italy Bus Crash Kills 38 Things Are About to Get Around the USA Get Rid of Its Famous Swedish Meatballs
1	1 Vote	Dark Days Dog Dow AND Just One Day Drones Will Cast the Skies and We'll Need in Your Closet
1	1 Vote	LAPD Adds Drones to Catch Scammers, Cheating Spouses
1	1 Vote	Guess the Famous Beauty Under All This Free Cloud Storage Space?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Family Portraits That Were Shockingly Hard to Dance to (And 1 That Isn't)
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt and Anna Faris Will Be Useless for Most Majority-Minority Districts
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe and His Haircut Are Now Venture Capitalists
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Is Interested in Acquiring Health Tracker Maker Basis

—	1 Vote	HALLOWEEN Decorations in His Upcoming MAD MAX Prequel
—	1 Vote	Typical Tesla Driver Is a Hoax
—	1 Vote	2022 NFL Season 6
—	1 Vote	Small Businesses Don't Know You Needed in Your Washing Machine Learning How to Survive
—	1 Vote	Make a Bed With Nonprofit That Bankrolls Global Left-Wing Censorship Efforts
—	1 Vote	Representative Sharice Davids Slams Republican Senators for Blocking Debate on Depictions of Female Pleasure

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