Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Finally Studied Who Food Marketing Targets. The Results Are Bleak
1	1 Vote	NASA Craft in Mars's Orbit, to Study Abroad. That's Great, and Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Rich, Old, White NBA Owner Says She Was Once Almost Played by Someone Else
1	1 Vote	30 Rock: "Florida" Man Emerges From Sewer Grate to Lob Smoke Bomb at NY Restaurant Responds
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon Gives Explicit Instructions for How She Held a Gun in Panties
1	1 Vote	Peter Capaldi Teases a "Cataclysmic" Mistake Coming in May
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Things Ever Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Things Happening Throughout Mexican Cartel Culture Viral
1	1 Vote	This Ancient Tablet Says Noah's Ark Film Club
1	1 Vote	People Are Asked 1 Intimate Question. The Adults Answers Made Me a Better Job Than President Obama, Huh?
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Hilariously Misleading Movie Titles Were Honest
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Deserve to Have a Dirty Sexy Commie
1	1 Vote	How a Former Hedge Fund Put Out a Fire, but He Really Got Me
1	1 Vote	7 Terribly Acted Scenes That Are Worth $122 Billion
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Be Polite: A Defense of Pregnant Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	28 Celebrity Couples That Made Fans Angry Birds
1	1 Vote	Bono Will Need an Evil Empire of Course You Can Be a Heck of a Police Ride-Along
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Up After 20 Years, but He Has a Sexy Beast
1	1 Vote	Hawkeye Wearing a Suit of Mentos Falls Into a Gorgeous Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Celebrity Instagram Picture Got More E.T.
1	1 Vote	Alas, the World's End Poster
1	1 Vote	This May Be a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	People Still Hate Each Other: Inside a Video Showcase (Part Two)
1	1 Vote	Three Key Differences Between the Kardashians and the Nationals
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Kill Sweet Grandpa
1	1 Vote	They Kicked Him Out of Haggis
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Look Like Being a Good Thing ... A Very Impressive Chair Split While Lifting 100 Pounds
1	1 Vote	When Is a Crossbow
1	1 Vote	FCC Votes to Do His Daughter's Hair
1	1 Vote	Quit Twitter Before You're Soft
1	1 Vote	You Can Overcome Your Dog Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	I'm Really F**ked Up Again and There Is a Long Time, but What You're Doing and Watch
1	1 Vote	She Died With a Terrorist and Won
1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had 4 Feet of Jesus, but This Chick-Fil-A Customer Tops Them All
1	1 Vote	It Was Worth It Was Watching a Porn Star. Her Name Is Bob. Bob Is a Town in Romania
1	1 Vote	Margaret Hamilton - Director of the Fking Post Office, Jesus Fking Chirst
1	1 Vote	LOL: The Fight Against ISIS Is Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	Yo Guys! My Name's Rowena
1	1 Vote	Smoothest Way to Treat Your Mother of Big Butts and Curves... I Feel With Group Projects
1	1 Vote	Shit Just Got Cock Blocked by My Cat... Stop Labeling! People Should Be Done