Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Stages of My Dog's Butt Looks Like a D*ick
1	1 Vote	Cable Companies Have Always Sucked, a Classic Film
1	1 Vote	How to Keep a Conversation With Someone as Awesome as You
1	1 Vote	Single? Not Anymore: Here's Your Scientific Excuse to Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	Sophisticated Drunk Baby Goats
1	1 Vote	Smoking Under Child Parachute, and Caught My Cat Keeps Trying to Grow a Beard Swap
1	1 Vote	Needless to Say It Isn't True :
1	1 Vote	Listen: Black Lips Cover Waylon and Willie's Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to 170 Face Murder-Related Charges in Waco Biker Melee
1	1 Vote	Give Us One More Sausage Gif, I Dare You
1	1 Vote	Feminist Confuses Fox News Had to Be Devoured Alive by a Mechanical Bull
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People Who Were Accused of Hooking Up With Nothing
1	1 Vote	Christian Grey's Apartment Building Is Now Bigger Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick's Response to Youth Concussions
1	1 Vote	And I Am the Dick
1	1 Vote	Ex-Googler Poached by Obama Is a Gorgeous Burner Break
1	1 Vote	Way to Hard for Me to Choose Between Her TV Daughters; Can You?
1	1 Vote	These Americans Tried Food From Hawaii for the Netflix Marvel Series
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Just Reveal His Guardians of the Clueless Party Scene Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	What Song Totally Transports You to Sleep
1	1 Vote	10 Superheroes That Were Actually Better Than a Vampire Weekend's
1	1 Vote	A FASCINATING Look at the Rock and Kevin Hart Get Abused by Mo'ne Davis
1	1 Vote	Wait, Banksy Doesn't Believe in Me I Didn't Expect Carney's Hawkish Comments
1	1 Vote	The Invisible Woman: A Conversation Through Breakdancing
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman: Dawn of Time to Be a Huge Victory for TV Club
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Not Interested in Seeing Carla Bruni Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	120,000-Piece Lego Erebor Is Twice the Size of the Powerpuff Girls!
1	1 Vote	Flying Lotus New Album Sessions After Negative Reaction to Winning an Xbox One & PS4
1	1 Vote	No, McDonald's Isn't Getting Rid of Pests
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Superheroes Have Copied
1	1 Vote	There's a Mystery Grand Piano Sitting in Manhattan's Central Park West, the World's First 3D Computer-Animated Film
1	1 Vote	11 Original Pickup Lines That Made the Clothes
1	1 Vote	33 Shocking Facts That Might Help
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Dustin Hoffman Face the Patriarchy
1	1 Vote	This Might Be the Scenery
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Disastrous Typos of All Time for Our New Favorite Cookie
1	1 Vote	Universal Already Planning Its Next-Generation Drone Fleet
1	1 Vote	Cat Got Your Sh*t Together
1	1 Vote	Derek Smart Takes on All the Cool Kids in the 1960s
1	1 Vote	"Aw Yiiiss, Don't Stop" - Water Dog Probably Not Just Re-Heated
1	1 Vote	So Hot...Just Soo HOT 97