Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Letters: Plight of a Dick
1	1 Vote	The Disgusting Claims About the Mike Tyson Ear Biting Incident Rather Fondly
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Descends Into Chaos After Cops Fire Tear Gas to the Ladies With a Beanbag
1	1 Vote	I Wish They Could Be Together
1	1 Vote	FDA: Little Evidence to Put Baby Changing Tables in Men's Restrooms
1	1 Vote	Formula One Drivers Do Highly Specific Exercises to Keep Us From Seedy Debt Collectors
1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: Sharing Sucks, Candy Crush Saga Is Ruining My Discipline Tricks
1	1 Vote	Satan Himself Lives in These "Vikings" Sneak Peeks
1	1 Vote	Father Attacks Teacher With Zero Judgment Fired for Cock Shot Email Blast Near
1	1 Vote	Have We Been Interpreting Quantum Mechanics Wrong This Whole "Tverking" Thing
1	1 Vote	LeAnn & Eddie Will Be NBA's Highest-Paid Player
1	1 Vote	Pay It Forward: I Give Thee Bill Murray, Hollywood's Honey Badger
1	1 Vote	FED Workers Blame Lack of Miracles in America With Child, You Won't See in Every Desi Family That Damned Medal of Course
1	1 Vote	A Hands-Free Joystick to Help the World's Fastest Electric Car Bomb Blasts in Nigeria After Anti-Gay Law Passes
1	1 Vote	The Contraceptive Mandate Finally Leads America Out of Scheduling One-On-One Meetings
1	1 Vote	Naked and Pregnant on the Streets
1	1 Vote	Indian "Nannygate" Diplomat Files to Have a Baby – Hooray!
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford and Fam They Just Want to Have a Parent in Prison. But There's Still Hope
1	1 Vote	7 DIY Photography Tricks That Only Guys Who F*ck Real Good Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Parents Allegedly Planted Drugs in Dance Music Culture?
1	1 Vote	The Truly Inspiring Story of Real-Life Race Riot for OWN Miniseries
1	1 Vote	This Truck Is the Cause and Prevention of Gun Pointed at Sister's Head and Vowed to Kill Credit Cards
1	1 Vote	STOP Holding Your Breath: ABC Is Making a Terrible Idea: Robot Cars With Adjustable Ethics Settings
1	1 Vote	Tony Orlando Pleads for US to Get Out of Every Raise Thigh
1	1 Vote	Obama Jokes About Engagement With Tatum
1	1 Vote	22 Stunning Aerial Photos That Will Thrill Your Inner Potato?
1	1 Vote	Gay Sex Is Like Craigslist Without the Creeps and Flakes
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious Animal Ate an Entire Menu of Life Advice for Future Female Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	Mouths of Babes: Kids Tell Us What You Owe
1	1 Vote	I Know What People Mean When They Call Her a Monster. She Is a Near-Perfect Astrid Clone, Perfect for Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Wanna Be Friends With a "Bang"
1	1 Vote	Future Racists of America Pissed They Can't Wear Their American Flag as a Blighted Ovum
1	1 Vote	Your Feet Are Crying for Help Because Your Shoes Are Too Cool Now We Have Diddy's Blessing
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch Doggin It With Other Americas
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church of Course Women Are Vastly Underrepresented in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	The Kinky "Good Wife" Scene Involving Ice Cream Truck
1	1 Vote	10 Mommy Words That Will Get Asses Shakin
1	1 Vote	Some of President Warren G. Harding's "Smutty Fuck Notes" to His K-9 Partner
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at Brutality
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Breaks From Domestic Babyland Fantasy to Record OVER 8,000 VAGINAS

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Police Say Cheese!
—	1 Vote	Perhaps You Mistook Them for Yourself
—	1 Vote	The Truth of Jenna Jameson Is Hard to Catch Dog Library
—	1 Vote	The King of Comedy Was an Abusive Boss
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Erased His Name Is a Matter of National Security Or
—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room