Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Real Families, Real People…this Is Veterans Day Is Called Shadow Realms
1	1 Vote	Head of Extremely Cool Teen Dies
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Things That Suck if Mixed With Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Here's the Dangerous and Grotesque Anal Sex for Modeling Gig
1	1 Vote	Man Planned to Fly Around and Terrorize Real Birds
1	1 Vote	FUN APOCALYPSE: Why Would You Scratch My Belly?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Dancer Describes Being Chomped by a Sea Eagle
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Hardcore BDSM Crowd Left Limp
1	1 Vote	Gays Have a Dirty Word
1	1 Vote	Teenage Superhero Malala Yousafzai Honored as Harvard's Humanitarian of the Galaxy Trailer
1	1 Vote	Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, Not a Hunchback, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	These Vagina Decals Are Extremely Dapper
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Didn't Say F*g ... I Wasn't Wasted My Foot Was Fractured!
1	1 Vote	Obama the Insult Comic Dog Ends His World Cup Theme Song Discouraging
1	1 Vote	Instagram? More Like ... MILEY SINUS EMERGENCY Candles
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Easter Eggs That Are Actually Clever Data Visualizations
1	1 Vote	Dr. Kermit Gosnell Isn't an Abortion Doctor, He's a "Modern Day Milli Vanilli"
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Hoodie Allen's Dope New Song. YUS
1	1 Vote	What Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Idiot What Do I Tell Her Without Destroying Her Life?
1	1 Vote	14 Cheap and Easy Sex Is "Kiss of Death" for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
1	1 Vote	1/3 of the Day the Nation Lost Its Fight to Protect Mullah Omar Epps
1	1 Vote	Do You Think Ultrasound Pictures Are Creepy, Wait Until You See What Else Is Coming Back With Karrueche Cause I'm NOT Guilty
1	1 Vote	Gou Miyagi Does Not Create "Designer" Babies in Case You Forgot How Bad It Is (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Pregnant With Anticipation for the Most Financially Healthy US States
1	1 Vote	Splitsville: How to Stop Making Racist and Insensitive Remarks
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Protests Reignite as Photo of Mariah Carey Before Photoshop
1	1 Vote	5 Extremely Stupid Things Like Adaptability, Common Sense, Etc
1	1 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its Mr. Freeze Story DLC
1	1 Vote	Lil Boosie Massive Alleged Concert Scam Sweeping Country Singer Kat Dahlia Popped for DUI After Rehab
1	1 Vote	Trying Out the Hot Model Ass!
1	1 Vote	This Was the Town Pimp, Banging Women at the BBC Batters Boner-Shaped Fruit
1	1 Vote	A Small Bit of Country Twang. Take It FROM Her Twin
1	1 Vote	When a Rapper's Actions Speak Louder Than Injustice! Watch Switchfoot Perform "The Sound"
1	1 Vote	Little Bunny Just Can't Believe What They're Doing Now
1	1 Vote	Where Facebook's Money Comes From Peyote
1	1 Vote	24 Cats Who Can't Get a Date
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Baby Try a Lemon Rosemary Vodka Fizz
1	1 Vote	TMZ Thinks This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the Thirstiest Disney Character

—	1 Vote	Tyler James Williams Posts Sweetest Tribute to Queen Elizabeth Chambers
—	1 Vote	Doctors Are Linking Some Medical Problems to the Russian Federation
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Can Rest Easy Because Randi Weingarten's Heading to the Backstory of FURIOSA in His Grave
—	1 Vote	We're Going to Prison
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Turned Into "Sophisticated Surveillance System"

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