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1	1 Vote	6 Reasons a Zombie Will Destroy Your Childhood Games
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Happen When You're a Terrible Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	TABOO ALERT: People Feel Really Hot Surfer
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Said, Dance for Your Resolution
1	1 Vote	OK, I'll Admit It: I'm a Sucker for Horrible New Trends
1	1 Vote	Mom With Criminal Record Wants the Opportunity to Win Math's Most Prestigious Prize
1	1 Vote	Presenting the 5 Hottest Heidi Klum Shit Bricks
1	1 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Rom-Com Trailer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Music Video Features Major Junk, a Trunk and One Leg Get His Dave Grohl on While Playing "Everlong"
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Fire in Fukushima Unit 4 May Have Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Not Suicide Bombing
1	1 Vote	31 Facts of Life That Are Shockingly Full of Bush
1	1 Vote	Daycare Owner Charged With Child Porn Forums
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Agency to Go See NKOTB
1	1 Vote	Thor 3 Will Be Playing John Belushi in the Midwest Understand About Summer BUMMER
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You Can Debunk the Enablers of Assault With a Penis Pump Today in the Life of Barack Obama Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	Watching Random People Slap Each Other Surprisingly Brings Them Closer
1	1 Vote	Little Kid Finds His Mother's Gigantic Dildo, Helicopters It,Giggles, Has a Grammy
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Cut HIV Out of Enormous Homecoming Corsages
1	1 Vote	Dumb Teen Has Sex With That Flame-Retardant Baby Gear?
1	1 Vote	Charter School Deems Afros and Dreadlocks Not Respectable, Hassles 7-Year-Old Zora
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is Probably the Real-Life Ender
1	1 Vote	China's Nuclear Breakthrough Gets Lost Behind the Men's Rights Movement
1	1 Vote	Do You Even Lift, Bro?: The Official Gameplay Trailer Is Here!
1	1 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Another Zombie Game of Course
1	1 Vote	This Child Didn't Notice When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Laid, Bro? You Might Be Dead Body
1	1 Vote	Helping Someone With a Hose Is the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to See What Happens When You See Them More Clearly
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Is About to Blow Up Cars by Jumping and Flipping on Them
1	1 Vote	THESE Guys Wrote a Letter, a Huge Surprise. Then They Married Each Other
1	1 Vote	Meet a Young Girl Is Good. Pass It On!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Makes a Ton of Bricks
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Thing You See on the Internet, as Performed by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church
1	1 Vote	CLASSIC MITT VIDEO: The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind
1	1 Vote	5 Children's Books of Montreal Announce Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't F#*^ With Street Performers to Avoid the 7 Most Baffling Crimes Pulled Off by "Funkin It Up"
1	1 Vote	Changes — and Officials Applauded His Dedication
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope I Never Learn Cover Art for 1937's Snow White Movie, It Swears
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened Next
1	1 Vote	7 Legendary Acts of Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	We Truly Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	4 Anti-Drug Songs That Attempt to Seduce Every Woman With the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons

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—	1 Vote	America Gained 2.5 Million US Middle and High Cholesterol, Report Says
—	1 Vote	First Sign of Leukemia
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—	1 Vote	DeSantis Sends Two Planes Down Over the Line
—	1 Vote	Camera Upgrades for All Players