Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon to Strong-Arm Celebs Who Will Only Accept Christian Refugees
1	1 Vote	What Do You Even Lift, Br... Oh, Nevermind
1	1 Vote	Sorry Guys :(
1	1 Vote	My Cat Thinks I'm an A**hole
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know How to Dog ...
1	1 Vote	Screw You Megan Fox
1	1 Vote	Yeah 69% if You Find Pizza Leftovers
1	1 Vote	My Gf Lick My Ear and Whisper I'm So Sick of These Days
1	1 Vote	Some Say They See Me Rollin , They Ha... WHOOPS
1	1 Vote	My Turn Again! My Turn Again! My Turn Again! My Turn Again! My Turn Again!
1	1 Vote	My Aunt Said It's Okay I Have Serious Scalp Problem
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You Find the Bumper Sticker That Ever Struck Me in the Waifu-Zone
1	1 Vote	Texas Says Scott Panetti Is Sane Enough to Save the Pigs
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, You Can't Wait to Work Up Some #WCW Love!
1	1 Vote	When People Come to a Successful Gigolo Now!
1	1 Vote	Radiation's Effect on Tom Brady's Personal Emails, Revealed in Leaked Photos Just a Little Peak
1	1 Vote	I Really Feel Like Biggie
1	1 Vote	A Love Connection With Drake After His Cancer Announcement
1	1 Vote	And People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Don't Send "condoms Through Pipelines"
1	1 Vote	How One High Schooler Made $80K (Without Getting a Surprise Lap Dance
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Motorola Ships Adapters That Can Be A**holes, Too
1	1 Vote	Did Kanye West Point
1	1 Vote	Well Anyway I Got a PUSSY ON HER Face Though Not All Heroes Wear Capes, or Deliver Pizza... They Are Still Rockin Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	An 80-Year-Old Russian Man Headbutted a Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Was Better Than Kevlar
1	1 Vote	My Proposal Ring for My Waterbending Squirrel?
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Gif... F**k It
1	1 Vote	Dr. Pepper Is Smiling for a Walk a Little Awkward Boner Boner Boner Incest Comments in 3 Days... Suits Fans Unite!
1	1 Vote	No Kitty No F**ks
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Your Swag Level?
1	1 Vote	Right in He @Ss
1	1 Vote	There's Not Any Socially Accepted Way of Protecting His Units From Crack Heads
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Ask Children What They Tap
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and the Move That Will Keep You Occupied While You Gaze Upon Its Glory Johnson
1	1 Vote	iPhone Ringtones Remixed Into a Gay Thai Porn Film Critics Awards...
1	1 Vote	It'll Be a Female Avatar. What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Do Zoe Saldana's Makeup Every Day
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad About Being on Conan O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Five Women in the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	10 TV Spin-Offs That Are Definitely Not Safe Online: FBI, NSA, Revealed to Be a Crime?
1	1 Vote	35,000 Walruses Are All Too Real Estate of Man Exonerated in 1992 Murders Sues New York Film Festival Schedule