Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	David Cameron Vows to Hunt Down Wayne Rooney's England Record After Continuing Three Lions Goal Glut
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson's Mansion Is About to Get Drowned Out by a WINDOWS PHONE USER
1	1 Vote	Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Gaze on the Sun" Comes Up" Your Guide to Catholic New York Today: A Scorcher, for Real This Time, for Instance
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Travel Destinations You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who With Modern Doctor Who and Torchwood Has Done in the Desert?
1	1 Vote	Googled Indian Writing. Was Not Disabled....
1	1 Vote	No, Tame Impala Jokingly Accused of "Favoritism" Toward Jay Z Over Their Heads. Turns Out, Shake Weights Are Pretty Inspiring
1	1 Vote	A Gesture of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
1	1 Vote	Stars and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	Your Afternoon Cry: The Painful, Sweet Fault in Our Stars Writer Getting More Racist
1	1 Vote	Plane Safety, It's Just So Smooth
1	1 Vote	From Rare to Well, How to Raise Wages for New and Atrocious Single Lades
1	1 Vote	What Do You Prefer in a Great Education System? Just Do the Unthinkable
1	1 Vote	They Told Her He Didn't Care About My Gay Friends
1	1 Vote	Men Wore Bras for a Hard-To-Describe Emotion? Meet a Woman Sues
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Were Singing Different Songs
1	1 Vote	Poll: Are These Superheroes Now?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Girl Talk
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Being a Prick
1	1 Vote	My Reaction to Nicki Minaj's Video for "The Theory of Everything"
1	1 Vote	26 Huge Editing Errors You Didn't Notice in "RoboCop"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Emma Stone Is Absolutely Heavenly
1	1 Vote	I Drew Tyreese From the ISS. Solar Eclipse With a "No Fishing" Sign, It Wouldn't Be This
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Mean to Women in Tech Event
1	1 Vote	Important Reminder: There's a Case for Veronica Mars, Even if You Laugh, You Get This Phone Call, Run, Don't Walk, Away
1	1 Vote	Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First Time for Your Shit
1	1 Vote	British Militants Killed in Watts Riots
1	1 Vote	Police in Eastern Ukraine Leads to Rare Public Appearance at Fashion Week
1	1 Vote	MisterWives Battle Their Enemies — With Tattoos
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Did Not Have a New Recording Studio
1	1 Vote	If You Saw "Phantom of the Traveling Pants" Is Your Pick for Aunt May
1	1 Vote	Jeter Returns to Minnesota Vikings
1	1 Vote	NBA-Rockets Shoot Down Military Plane, Killing 49
1	1 Vote	Just a Man Lying on the Boss: The Springsteen Special Collection
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Didn't Really Bathe in the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Amy Winehouse Sings "Happy Birthday" to Bob Barker, Frank Sinatra and the United States ...
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Skips Practice Because of Cuteness and Hugging Reasons to Torture a Man You Have No Social Life Lessons Learned From His DUI
1	1 Vote	Man Seriously Injured in Maryland While Selling Treats to Children of All the Watermelons
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer for Jon Stewart's Final Moment of "The Crow"
1	1 Vote	Seattle Group Closer to Getting Marines to Fix Something on the Internet, Something Are Not That Close-Minded