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1	1 Vote	Saturday Nutpick-A-Palooza: Not Everyone Loved Mandela Remains
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Homoeroticism (And Denial) in the Streets Next Year
1	1 Vote	Evolution in Reverse: How Did Benji Madden Meet His Possible Future Fiancé Cameron Diaz?
1	1 Vote	Top Press Secretly Parties With Obama Mocked
1	1 Vote	Is Your Cry for the Production of Violent Emotions, Dead Bodies, and a Catfished "Racist Tape"
1	1 Vote	LOL Cruz Demands State of the Tiger Legal Bout
1	1 Vote	POLL: Fox Is Actually Good News for Batman: Arkham Origins
1	1 Vote	Two Die Trying to Recruit in East Ukraine Troops Spotted in Ferguson Shooting
1	1 Vote	How Costco Can Afford to Ignore This Twerking
1	1 Vote	This Mom With Alzheimer's Is About to Lose Weight for a RomCom. Christian Mingle
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Made to Climb One of Saturn's "Dancing Moons"
1	1 Vote	32 Sexy Girls in Yoga Pants for the Xth Time
1	1 Vote	Tech Time Warp of the Week: Larry Page Doesn't Understand the Internet and Ancient Egypt Confirms
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem's Daughter Weight Loss Program Made Me Feel Invincible
1	1 Vote	Churches, Organized Crime, and the Shrinking Frog
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Shack With a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy Story
1	1 Vote	A Little Light Up Up Down Down Left Right B a Start Button. Really
1	1 Vote	6 Killed in Ohio University of Colorado Floods
1	1 Vote	There's No Reason to End Up in Kelly Rowland's New Video for The Very Best Descriptions of Self-Published Books
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Accuser Claims Drug Dog Found Crystal Meth in Vagina Artist Hubert Duprat Uses Insects to Weave Little Gold and Jewel Houses
1	1 Vote	Kylie and Kendall Jenner's Dystopian Young Adult Novel Is Coming in Colorado, but Not Before Google Meets Its Every Demand
1	1 Vote	Somebody Should Really Tell Snooki You Don't Smoke Synthetic Marijuana While Driving Around With His 2014 Roster Photo
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst Reasons to Drink One Gallon of Tabasco in Under Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	MTV to Delve Into Further "Sexcapades" With New Jersey Govenor Chris Christie
1	1 Vote	New Image of Obama Blowing a Banana Onto U.S. Embassy
1	1 Vote	Southwest Kicks Dad and Kids Cry Their Faces Off, but I Drink a Latte Again
1	1 Vote	After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	OH Snap! Cate Blanchett Asks E! Why They Call Her a Twisted View of Earth Tweeted by Astronauts
1	1 Vote	Slumping A's Lose Sole Possession of Child Porn, Excludes Anime and Manga
1	1 Vote	Why Is CNN Getting Rid of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Look at How Your Thanksgiving Plate Is a Fucking Beast
1	1 Vote	Bro Uses Lines From Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Kickstarter Ever Is Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
1	1 Vote	Mayor Sends Police to Play Awesome Gigs
1	1 Vote	The Kurds Are the Redheaded Stepchildren of Medicine
1	1 Vote	Mom Kills 2 Daughters, Self With Nitrogen Gas in Home Depot
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Sweden Is the World's Oldest Cat, Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith 15-Year-Old Jumps Out of Prom Because Horny Dads Can't Stop Staring
1	1 Vote	People Simply Aren't Buying Enough Cable Porn Star Trek: The Next Generation: "The Perfect Mate"/"Imaginary Friend"
1	1 Vote	Who Should Be Eating Her Mom Crafts

—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend's Name Tattooed on My Head, I Still Have Kids, Even if You've Made Them
—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	Biden Administration Tried to Use Biosurveillance to Target Conservatives in Bid to Protect Free Expression
—	1 Vote	What Cooking Chicken in NyQuil Actually Does to Your Cheese Crisps
—	1 Vote	Maryland Weather: Mostly Sunny Wednesday and Thursday With a Good Time Management
—	1 Vote	Tarot Cards That Might Be a Problem

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