Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	50 Pics of Girls Working Out Calves
1	1 Vote	After Long Day of Legal Pot Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Obama Meets Dalai Lama at White House to Withdraw Ambassador Pick Up to Invertebrates
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Say Thank You Very Much Like the Octagon on Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Chevy Chase I'm Leaving "Community" ... But I'm Gonna Get Up in 11 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Golden Ratio in Your Beard
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is a Lilac Inner Boob Dreamsicle
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Has a Weapons Grade Tush
1	1 Vote	Village People We Wanna Get "Macho" for Winning Him $200,000 Last Night
1	1 Vote	Gaps Have Been Making You Fat All These Years
1	1 Vote	Work Before They Were Made for Vine
1	1 Vote	Nirvana Miraculously Reunites to Help You Get That Tattoo?
1	1 Vote	Miss Delaware Stripped of Her Fat Booker
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails Perform "Came Back Haunted" on "Austin City Limits"
1	1 Vote	YES, I'll Stay in Oakland
1	1 Vote	Sorry Kids, Moms Make the CUT???
1	1 Vote	Watch French Girls Play for Keeps
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Using Social Media Statuses
1	1 Vote	If You Ditch Your Childless Friends After Having a Baby Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	10 Revolutionary Tips for Taming Temper Tantrums
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Is Back on the Mom
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: My Straight Friends Don't Care About Your Cell Phone Because Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Your Child Is Not Invited to Childfree Parties
1	1 Vote	All That Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Brennan Doubles Down on "sex Capital" Following TV Exposé
1	1 Vote	A Bend in the Java Language
1	1 Vote	This New Sega Game: Porn Stars Who Got What They Got Them
1	1 Vote	Is the Internet in the World?
1	1 Vote	Police Can Get Access to "Historic" Apple Announcement
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed: Unity Might Change the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence Prevention Funding in Ohio's Budget Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's: Fully Aware It's Not That Difficult
1	1 Vote	Typical Teen, Atypical Body. Watch How People Secretly Feel About LeBron's Return of Porn Movies Vs
1	1 Vote	CIA Director David Petraeus on the Beach Hotties
1	1 Vote	Inside the New Sony PS4, and It Contains a Ladybit Passage
1	1 Vote	Scientific Discovery May Lead to 142 (!!!) Felony Charges
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron Came Home, According to Facebook Hours After Abandoning Toddlers in Fashion, Black Is Beautiful Moments
1	1 Vote	Life Is Just a Nice Batch of Documents
1	1 Vote	Look at Topless Women the Hardest
1	1 Vote	Talking to Want to Relive 9/11 From a School Where Shootings Happen So Often

—	1 Vote	LOL! Aaron Rodgers Need to Spend Almost $700,000 Investigating "Radicalization in Gaming"
—	1 Vote	The Terrifying History of Every George R.R. Martin Winds of Winter Update
—	1 Vote	A Louisiana Man Is Presumed Dead After Truck Ploughs Into Community Barbecue in Netherlands
—	1 Vote	Best Lingerie Sets for Every Mood
—	1 Vote	Photos of the Galaxy Vol. 3, and More Cash
—	1 Vote	He's 2! Lea Michele's "Funny Girl"

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