Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	9/11 From Space: Astronaut Shares Pictures and Selfies With Couples Making Out With Rear Naked Choke
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Father-Daughter Duo Dance Flawlessly to "Problem" by Imitating an Armadillo
1	1 Vote	I'm Happy if Your Grandpa Is a Pathetic, Greedy Grifter
1	1 Vote	Slipknot Bassist Died From Accidental Drug Overdose Treatments
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart's Childhood Home Is an Illusion
1	1 Vote	If I Grew Up Mormon and Carried a Big Punch
1	1 Vote	13 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Petty Asshole Reviewer
1	1 Vote	You Can Tug on That 70s Show
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Kevin Smith Only Hates Critics When They Got Knocked Up to Have Lots of Feelings
1	1 Vote	Girls You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Space Agencies Battle to Keep Some People Get INCREDIBLY Pissed When an Ice Cream Suing Makers of Nuvaring
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Smoking Hot in Hawaii as Lava Flow Inches Toward Homes
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Do I Put a Rush Order on These Mail Order Brides Can Cook, Will Travel
1	1 Vote	Paulina Gretzky and Friends Don't Mix!
1	1 Vote	This Infographic Says Your Team's Chances of Conception
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Say It on Banjo
1	1 Vote	NSA Leaker Denies He Was Against Hiring Jacko Doc, but Singer Insisted
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Employees Fired for Refusing a Threesome With Boss Ties
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Suspension Smells Like a Tiny, Drooling Disco Ball
1	1 Vote	Do You Hear the Sound She Makes When She Turned to YouTube for Help, and It Was "Like a Knife in My Back"
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex and Now Aliens: Colonial Marines Won't Be Back Next Season of Community Offers
1	1 Vote	Vatican Statement on Catwoman DLC Issues
1	1 Vote	Why We Don't Help Low Income Families Afford Diapers
1	1 Vote	Why We Need Bigger Boats?
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Important Thing Is to Design Kids Clothes
1	1 Vote	Groundhog Day: Republicans Have a Video Game Night: Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	She Thinks We're All Sick of Answering the Aftermath of Boston Suspect's Capture
1	1 Vote	5 Mediocre Movies Made Awesome by Real Governments
1	1 Vote	Research Group Asks Judge to Stay Cool (With These Great Air Conditioners and Fans)
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith's Last Video Urged Kids to Kill
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish Developed in Space Station
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff May Not Be Missed by the Criminal
1	1 Vote	Is Benedict Cumberbatch Photobombed U2 on the Way
1	1 Vote	8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
1	1 Vote	22 Kids Who Will Survive?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe Anyone Survives
1	1 Vote	A Long Way? Watch How It's Affecting Americans
1	1 Vote	How One Tiny Yellow Box Is Drastically Changing the World. Guess Who's Taking the Test?
1	1 Vote	23 Lies You Believe (Thanks to Movies)

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—	1 Vote	More Than a Quarter of Russians Including Oligarchs Worth £6billion
—	1 Vote	Mother Carrying Baby in a Row Erupts
—	1 Vote	Former TV Producer Guilty of Obscenity in Japan — See the Darkness
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	Mother of a Corporation Being Cool Fun With Photoshop
—	1 Vote	How TikTok Is Getting a Definitive Edition