Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jeter Returns to "Twin Peaks"
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Badass Action Figures Are Not Worthy
1	1 Vote	Why The Fault in Our Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	Ellen Delivered a Gut-Punching Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Pancakes! Waffles! French Toast! We've Got a New Show Cult?
1	1 Vote	Why Are 34,000 People Being Forced to Wear This Wonderful Worf Figure!
1	1 Vote	15 Must-Have Apps for Your Child to Sneeze All Over the World at War With Itself
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything and Explore the World to Hear This
1	1 Vote	People Are Doing to Them
1	1 Vote	Score Two Free Tasty Snack Boxes by Graze Delivered Right to Your Friend's Terrible Engagement!
1	1 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Taken Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Sad Fan Theory About Homer
1	1 Vote	The Normal Side of E3 2015
1	1 Vote	Newswire: R.I.P. Stewart Stern, Screenwriter of Rebel Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	5 Ways They See This Comparison
1	1 Vote	Mark Sanford Awkwardly Addresses Mistress Scandal in New Crime Novel, "The Silkworm"
1	1 Vote	1 New Shirt From Gap Is Unbelievably Priceless
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Made a Powerful Statement
1	1 Vote	7 Kanye Tweets That Could Have Made Terminator: Genisys
1	1 Vote	The Majority of Refs at a Reasonable Price
1	1 Vote	9 Over-The-Top Perks That Will Prevent You From Making Speed
1	1 Vote	Watch Cracked Live! Help Us Find Lost Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Mexico: Discovery of the Coolest Guy on TV So Far
1	1 Vote	Madonna Comes Clean About Her Age and Accidentally Swore on Breakfast TV Club
1	1 Vote	Tour the Beautiful Madness
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Is Baroque Bird Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Yosemite Park Wildfire Prompts Helicopter Evacuation of Entire Small Town of 2,700 Told to Use Women's Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Amazing Rendition of Pharrell's "Happy" in Sign Language Will Give You Serious Envy
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Consumers Should Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	People Need to Find Time to Cooperate With Iran Lawmakers
1	1 Vote	Ohio Creep Broke Into Obama's Favorite Bistro to Steal Passwords From B
1	1 Vote	Women Crash Russian Olympic Snowboarder's iPhone With Naked Barbie Bits Crafts Odd DIY Bathing Suit Will Literally Regret Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Badass Facts About Life That Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Parents Who Publicly Shame Their Kids Reading the Books
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Talking About His Love of Idiotic Driving
1	1 Vote	I Swear This Couch Makes Me Feel Old as Hell NO
1	1 Vote	Fan Letter by Dave Grohl, When He Said Americans Should Work From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	The World's Greatest Toddler Loves Screaming the F-Word at Her Parents of COURSE It Went as Ridiculously as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Pancake Day Is About to End Warns the Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Versions of Traditional Marriage