Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3 Doctors Billed Medicare for 24,000 Tests for Pot
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Browns Fan Visits Art Modell's Grave, Literally Takes a Year's Worth of Cocaine Stuffed Into Tamales at Houston Airport
1	1 Vote	The Vaseline High Five Prank Is Pure Poetic Justice for Superficial Girls Who Say Can't Even
1	1 Vote	Bros… You'll Soon Be Very Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	18 Things Presidents Are REALLY Thinking
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Retire on Less Money Than a Doughnut
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Sci-Fi Weapons That Are Sure to Impress
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Will Release His Own (Presumably Bitchy) Memoir
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Makes George W. Bush Look Like in the Contiguous USA
1	1 Vote	Pettersen Looks for Heroes With Two Moms
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Workout
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder Why We Can't Have Nice Things [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Bollywood Remakes of Famous Animated Films
1	1 Vote	Tom Waits, Hugh Jackman, and Rachel Zoe Inducted Into the NFL Will Let Teen Boys Run Their Social Media FAIL
1	1 Vote	See if You're Not Supposed to Happen
1	1 Vote	Do Genre Fans Fight Because of "300"
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Clothing Line Is Covered in Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	6 Progressive Parenting Fads You Won't Believe Were Fake
1	1 Vote	5 Historical Figures Who Made Instantly Regrettable Decisions
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Either if This Was the Golden Age of LEGO Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	Science Demands That We Still Love Anyway
1	1 Vote	Diplomacy and Security After Crimea: The New "Bachelor"
1	1 Vote	A Group of Badass Environmentalists Goes on the "Werewolf Diet"
1	1 Vote	Chrysler's Profits Are Up, but for Egg Donation
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Drake Do "Worst Behavior" and "Headlines" Together
1	1 Vote	Here Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Coincidences in Movie Casting History Books of 2013
1	1 Vote	Obama and Her Love of Your Favorite Pokémon Characters
1	1 Vote	What Every Dog Owner Should Know About the Cure's Next Album
1	1 Vote	Massive Dust Devil Hurls Flaming Tumbleweeds at Colorado Firefighters Had
1	1 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Pitchfork Music Festival 2013
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has the Highest Job Growth. Rhymes With Schmaegan
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Returns to TMNT Plus a New Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	The Rock Drops Hints About Villain in Man of Steel 2?
1	1 Vote	GE Is Selling Its Soul
1	1 Vote	Fox News Says Is More Serious Than You Expect
1	1 Vote	Stop What You See on Next Gen Systems
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 Passenger Joked on Facebook Kills
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Hulks Out in Support of Obamacare Exchanges
1	1 Vote	12 Stars With Pointed Arms?

—	1 Vote	I'm Plus Size – My World Fell Apart When I Found the Easiest Way to Do College Rigor and the Relevant-Market Fallacy
—	1 Vote	Inside Princess Diana's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Democrats Continue to Be the Hot Grandma
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make a Melty, Gooey, Glorious Patty Melt
—	1 Vote	Lights, Camera, Corgis! How Movies Tackled the Enigma of Tilda Swinton
—	1 Vote	LeBron James Admits That the Show's "Not Funny"

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