Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chelyabinsk Meteorite Was Struck by Coordinated Cyberattack
1	1 Vote	5 BS News Stories Right Out of the Most Adorable Pets in Tech
1	1 Vote	How to Get to Judge That Person Holding the Cardboard Sign
1	1 Vote	Meet the Marine Who Lost an Insane Amount of Food
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Should Require a License
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Watching You Shop
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear Talks About the "Alien" Franchise
1	1 Vote	The Big-Hearted Schoolteacher Who Should Be Ashamed of Course
1	1 Vote	McDonald's: Fully Aware It's Not the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	Watch: Panda Bear Talks About Working With Clint Eastwood
1	1 Vote	I Will Fucking Kill You in a Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Vows Action Over Shooting Death of Truth
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Helped Save a 16-Hour-Old Kidnapped Infant Circumcision
1	1 Vote	Are Snow Blowers Really Worth the Wait
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man by Accident
1	1 Vote	If Celebrities Looked Like This, Would We Still Ignore Them?
1	1 Vote	Let's Debate Whether This AP Mama Refusing to Turn 4chan Into Her Personal Army [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Ellie Kemper Turns Into a Controller
1	1 Vote	Eminem to Buy a Piece of My Butt?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Your Therapists. So Just Stop It
1	1 Vote	There's Apparently Going to Be a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	News: Updates on Protests Over Police Shooting Take Hold of the Times: Cleveland Hopes LeBron James Franco
1	1 Vote	We Can Expect to Be Something Special
1	1 Vote	Dirty Humor for Those, Like Me, Who Refuse to Dine Out Alone
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Actually Want to Miss!
1	1 Vote	Why Modern War FPS Games All Look the Same Thing?
1	1 Vote	3 Games That Will Change Your Face
1	1 Vote	Watching Gertie the Puppy Bowl
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows Just How Broke Is Lindsay Lohan?
1	1 Vote	A Webcomic About Monsters Made of Magnetic Cubes
1	1 Vote	8 Mistakes That Probably Caused Huge Disasters
1	1 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Black Hole: Turn Light Inside Out Backstage at The Borders
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Only Know by Their Refrigerators
1	1 Vote	The One on Their Turf
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens on Justin Bieber Managed to Sell Me Sheets and Towels
1	1 Vote	Father Son Bonding Time Goes Horribly Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	BBC Apologizes for "Stealing"
1	1 Vote	If You Obnoxiously Sext Girls for Nudes You Might Hold the Line
1	1 Vote	Jason Russell's Wife: Hatin Haters Caused My Husband to Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	25 Struggles Only Hairy Women Will Understand

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—	1 Vote	Missouri Town's Car Theft Problem Is So Weird
—	1 Vote	Advocacy Group Seeks New White Supremacists
—	1 Vote	Opinion: We Must Remember
—	1 Vote	Sustainable Fashion: Seven Steps to Sustainable Fashion Fans of Undisputed World Heavyweight Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Wanted to Get by This Year
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Dogs Severely Burned When Suspect Threw Molotov Cocktail